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To be absolutely furious that I had a dream about Peter Andre?

21 replies

Proudnscary · 12/11/2011 08:14

Why, dear god, did I dream about him of all celebs? Why not Brad Pitt or Jake Gyllenhall?

It wasn't a sex dream - I was trying to teach him what 'supply and demand' meant. WTF?

Anyone else had economics-related dreams about cheesy reality stars?

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calamityboo · 12/11/2011 15:12

not really but i did have a naughty David Tennant dream that made me giggle all day, dh wondered what had happened!!

Proudnscary · 12/11/2011 16:23

Thank God I didn't have dream sex with Peter I'd have had to confess all to my dh and accept the consequences. David Tennant is a far superior dreammate.

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redfairy · 12/11/2011 21:04

Well I had a bizarre falling in love dream about Philip Schofield in an aran knit sweater on an open top bus. I don't even like Philip Schofield but I sure as hell woke up feeling all loved up! I can't see an aran knit anymore without thinking about him now though. Blush

ElectricSoftParade · 12/11/2011 21:16

I am very sorry to hear about your dream and really hope you will not have any further visits from Peter. It cannot be good for your mental health.

The other day I was talking to a friend about MN and mentioned the Peter Appreciation Threads on here and was laughing hysterically about them. My friend who hates me now said "But I love him...". My laughter increased and then she got upset and told me I didn't understand. Sad

Am now wondering if she has night visits from PA? I don't think she will ever tell me now Sad Sad Sad

WhoWhoWhoWho · 12/11/2011 21:20

I had a weird dream the other night and this seems the ideal place to share it. (I shared it with my sister but she laughed and called me strange).

I dreamt that a killer whale attacked my DS, I saved him and then a sea bit me. Shock Frozen planet is not good bedtime viewing it seems.

Urgh at Peter Andre invading your dreams, how disturbing!

WhoWhoWhoWho · 12/11/2011 21:20

A SEAL bit me, not a sea Hmm I really should preview.

NoVeggiesBeforeSkeggies · 12/11/2011 21:26

He's a dirty dream invading bugger, that Peter. Visited me once too the tart

Hope your dream wasn't last night though, that could be a big problem as " Friday night's dream, on Saturday told, Is sure to come true, be it ever so old. "

Lucky you, eh?Wink

Proudnscary · 12/11/2011 21:36

Oh so he visits others at night too, eh? Cheeky Aussie short arse scamp. I had no idea there were Peter appreciation threads btw.
Scary mary.

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Proudnscary · 12/11/2011 21:38

Veggies - I bow to your genius name!

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HighHeidYin · 12/11/2011 21:41

So if you had the choice of enduring another evening of dream economics with PA or a night of dream sex with this gorgeous fellow which would you go for?

Proudnscary · 12/11/2011 22:02

He is hot. Tough choice.

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calamityboo · 13/11/2011 10:22

Genious highheidyin!!! cant decide :o

Melpomene · 13/11/2011 10:41

"It wasn't a sex dream - I was trying to teach him what 'supply and demand' meant. " Hmmm, "supply and demand" does sound like a euphemism for something else in this context Wink

I recently dreamt that Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry were working behind the counter at our local post office.

calamityboo · 13/11/2011 15:05

what are you drinking?? Where can i get some?? Wine

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/11/2011 15:10

Grin I'd be furious too.

I had a dream involving Emma Freud. Quite an obscure sleb to dream about, no?

Squishylicious · 13/11/2011 15:13

I had a dream I was married to David Cameron. It was awful.

Sharney · 13/11/2011 15:43

Proud and Peter sitting in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
first comes Love them comes Marriage then comes the Baby sitting in the carriage.
kissykissykissy

couldn't resist Grin

slowestwildebeast · 13/11/2011 16:00

Peter Andre has nothing to supply. I do not see the attraction in him. Can't believe he's bothering people in their dreams now. I hope he didn't try and tell you a joke?

ElectricSoftParade · 13/11/2011 17:12

He wouldn't tell jokes as just talking about himself should be enough for anyone really. The entertainment of hearing how much he loves his kids, lives for his kids and really, really loves his kids would keep 1,000,000s happy.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 13/11/2011 17:14

Did the Klaxon sound?

Poor, poor OP. You will need some form of therapy. I believe Carby Claire Associates is forced to ring-fence funds for that very purpose. Do apply.

Proudnscary · 13/11/2011 17:35

Thank you all for your kind words of sympathy, except for Sharney - I'm telling teacher on you so there, ner!

No, he didn't try and tell me a joke, we were in really busy bar and I was shouting over all these people and yes Claire Can Assoc was there (I swear to God I'm not making any of this up). I was trying to explain business plans, business models and the basics of supply and demand. I got an E in my Economics A level so I really was in no position to lecture - even in a dream.

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