walked into a pub chain today for a quick after work catch up with a few friends. Went to find a seat only to discover a couple opposite me who had the table manners of people who had never ate at a table; mouths wide open chomping on whatever they could cram in there, holding cutlery like f*ing daggers.
Decided to move tables so as not to sit looking at an episode of "Life on Earth-When Humans go Hungry", only to discover they had a three/four year old with them who was playing up because daddy wouldn't give him any more money for the video game thingy. Daddy took his pint with him and joined the boy on the machine leaving fat over made up wife with the perfect oppurtunity to polish of the rest of her darling spouses food, which she duly did!!
She then joins him and child asking for a pound for the "fruity", he says no. She starts gushing "but he's had a tenner's worth!". pointing to the child, he then tells her to fuck off in a whispery voice and returns to the table only to tell her she was a greedy bitch for eating his food.
Christ above, do people have any sense how to behave