Right..I have acquired a pair of black, slutty leather, fanjo skimming boots. Two nights ago after hints from DH to 'try them out' I went upstairs and after a bit of pulling and tucking in managed to squeeze into them.
I do like to dress up for hubby but not really tried the leather thing. So, feeling a little self-consious, I gripped onto the stair-rail for dear life walked seductively down the stairs 
to parade in front of DH and do a bit of tidying up round the house (sounds a little odd but we like to carry on our evening as usual but with me dressed up as it is a little naughty!). Reaction was good so I busied myself doing bits and pieces.
Now, I haven't been on MN for very long but I told DH about this section as it is always so funny. He was in the lounge on the laptop so I eventually sat down next to him and watched some telly. He was chuckling to himself and after half an hour I'm thinking 'shit - there's only so much of this hippo being eaten I can watch' (some wildlife programme) so I whispered in his ear - 'I'm going to bed - you coming?' His answer was yes but he'd be back down after we'd done the dirty to finish off reading something on the laptop. 'That's ok' I said thinking he'll be a few mins, 'You finish off now (reading) and I'll wait for you upstairs.'
Man, these boots were bloody hard to walk in...I waited on the bed in some sort of seductive pose and waited and waited....Eventually I got goose-pimples and those awful marks you get on your skin when you've been pressing on something. I'm now completely bored, lost any kind of sexy feelings and so wrapped myself up in the duvet. 40 minutes later he comes in and is surprised to find that I'm now 'not in the mood'! I did think about calling down to him - but it got to the point where I'm thinking 'hang-on he knows exactly what I'm doing and where I am - I'm not going to chase him! Humph!'
Now, was I being reasonable in expecting him to rush upstairs and ravish me as I am obviously the most sexy thing he has ever seen or WIBU in expecting to compete with an AIBU thread on MN that had him hooked...
(I did get a poke in the back later so did get down to it but only after I did the 'I'm still annoyed sigh' and loved it begrudgingly had a bit of fun 