Ehhhmm, wots this name changing thing going on, hope you aint referring to me (scorpio suspicion taking over due to PMT).
I shall tell my secret (only coz it's mine and no-one elses).
Name change due to torrettes whilst having a few bevvies with bitch, couw arsebag mate who then thought it was hilarious to "look me up" and rib me mercilessly so had to go into hiding.