To request all Scorpions to sign in because we are the Chosen People?

[Hullygully]

Me
Paggy
Abs

No mission yet? Hurry up, or you may find I have passed my peak, and will be unable to perform satisfactorily.

I am not on the list again

5inthebed (DS3)
Abs (and Abs's future SIL, aka as "the nice SIL")
AmazingDisgrace
Animation
AnyFucker
Azazello and DB
BarryStar plus Ds2 (18 Nov and 31 Oct)
Bicnod + Mr Bicnod
Bloodyhellthathurts
BlueNails
BoffinMum
Brokenmarrow
Bucharest (and her Handsome Swain)
BuntyPenfold
Calabria
Catsmother
Cidrenomore
Claig
CotherMuckingFunt
CupOfBrownJoy
DAPHNEHEARTSFRED
Delia (and dsis)
Dinkystinky (and DH) (and DSIS
Doowrah
DougalDaydream (and DD)
Dreamer234
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EnjoyResponsibly
Flimflammery
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Funtimewincies
Funnypeculiar
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Fuzzy Navel (formerly Mumsamilitant)
Gincognito
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Hully
Honeydragon
Hopefulgum
Imaginary
IQuiteLikeVodka
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IWillOnlyEatBeans
JamieComeHome
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Jenfraggle
Jins
joolyjoolyjoo
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KatieMiddleton
Lilbitneurotic
Lilyloo
Lolliloo (& DM, Dsis, Dniece)
Lostmymind
LovemyDog
LowLevelWailing
MadamTwoSwords
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Maryz
Methsdrinker
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momnipotent (and firey DD1)
MrsChindlarBong
mummyloveslucy
MrPigletmania
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MrsTerryPratchett
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NotNeemo
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Ovo (+ 2 DS)
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Shodan (and DS2)
SixStringWidow
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Thistledew
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WeNeedToTalkAboutSauvignon
WowOo
zinfandel

I've added you once more, noddy

I have not made The List.

I WANT TO BE ON THE LIST.

Why am I not on the list :o

Verm I actually despair.

That was meant to be not a :o I am not in the least bit happy about not being on the list and certainly not :o

I'm beginning to think the myth truth that scorpians are intelligent and quick witted may be a load of bollocks untrue.

Why else would so many miss the numerous posts telling them to ADD THEMSELVES? Unless, y'know, they're on a phone and can't in which case a simple request/explaination is necessary because, despite what astrology would have everyone else believe, we're not actually psychic!

You need to put yourself on the list. But don't mess up the alphabetisation!

My dh is is a big hairy bastard and I am cancelling my birthday

My nicely wrapped presents for tomorrow are shit. They are actually worse than the bathmat I got for Christmas.

Tomorrow I have to put a face on for the children when unwrap a fucking kettle and some cheap cutely

bastard

I would copy & paste that list & add myself to it (alphabetically of course). But it's my birthday today, I am 40. And a little bit drunk. So can I go on the list in a kind of honorary stylee?

5inthebed (DS3)
Abs (and Abs's future SIL, aka as "the nice SIL")
AmazingDisgrace
Animation
AnyFucker
Azazello and DB
BarryStar plus Ds2 (18 Nov and 31 Oct)
Bicnod + Mr Bicnod
Bloodyhellthathurts
BlueNails
BoffinMum
Brokenmarrow
Bucharest (and her Handsome Swain)
BuntyPenfold
Calabria
Catsmother
Cidrenomore
Claig
CotherMuckingFunt
CupOfBrownJoy
DAPHNEHEARTSFRED
Delia (and dsis)
Dinkystinky (and DH) (and DSIS
Doowrah
DougalDaydream (and DD)
Dreamer234
Droitwichmummy (and DS)
EnjoyResponsibly
Flimflammery
Fluffystabby
Funtimewincies
Funnypeculiar
Fruitshootsandheaves
Fuzzy Navel (formerly Mumsamilitant)
Gincognito
Giraffes
girliefriend
Goodadvice1980
Herecomesbod
Hully
Honeydragon
Hopefulgum
Imaginary
IQuiteLikeVodka
Ittybittysmum
IWillOnlyEatBeans
JamieComeHome
JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar
Jenfraggle
Jins
joolyjoolyjoo
Kandinskysgirl
KatieMiddleton
Lilbitneurotic
Lilyloo
Lolliloo (& DM, Dsis, Dniece)
Lostmymind
LovemyDog
LowLevelWailing
MadamTwoSwords
MandaHugNKiss (& DS1)
Maryz
Methsdrinker
MintAero
momnipotent (and firey DD1)
MrsChindlarBong
mummyloveslucy
MrPigletmania
MrsJasonBourne
MrsTerryPratchett
MsTimTam
muddysnowballs123
Mumdrivenmad
Munchkins
NessaRose
Nix
NoddyHolder
NotNeemo
NotQuiteSoDesperate
Oldernotwiser47
OliviaMN (and ds2)
Ovo (+ 2 DS)
Paggy
PaigeTurner
Prince
Pudden
Purpleknittingmum
Recall
saythatagain
Scorpette
Scotlass
Sharney
Shiney
Shodan (and DS2)
SixStringWidow
sleepingonthebus
slapmeonthepatio
Somekind
Spottywellies
Squiglettsmummy2bx
TheThingUpstairs (and DS1)
Thistledew
Tiffany
TorianaTollywobbles
Triosgarcons
Udderly
Valiumredhead
VelmaKelly
WeNeedToTalkAboutSauvignon
WowOo
zinfandel

Happy Birthday Bod

Chuffed. Thanks Honeydragon.

It's the thought that counts honey.

No really.

What thought?! He broke the kettle two weeks ago, went to Tesco tonight bought a kettle and wrapped it! He's the only person who uses a kettle, I have a coffee maker that I bought for myself last year from the kids as he is a man beast crap gift giver from hell

You laugh now, wait till he tries to pull it out his arsehole tomorrow. I may start a thread tomorrow purely to here AF tell me to leave the fucker

Happy Birthday Honey!

Have a birthday

hahahahahahahahaha

Happy Birthday Honey!

It's Handsome Swain's birthday today but apart from a shag, he ain't getting nothing. I didn't 2 weeks ago, we don't really do presents. (unless you count the octopus he proudly waved at me about 10 yrs ago, or the dehumidifier for the damp back bedroom.)

Thankyou Hully

It gets better,,,for my birthday dh provided

A kettle

A packet of Cutelry (£3.99 plastic perspex handles)

and

a packet of clothes pegs

Bucharest .... if dh offers a birthday shag I'm sticking the pegs on his todger

So ungrateful

tsk

At least you'll be able to hang him out to dry

boom boom

honeydragon Why, oh, why haven't you left him trained him better-- just gone and bought yourself something fabulous if you knew he'd let you down?

I'm expecting diamonds on tuesday. And I'll bloody well be getting them, too!

Pegs, though? Does he know we're supposedly a somewhat kinky bunch and was figuring some sort of peg/nipple combo might go down a treat?

(seriously, Happy Birthday!)

As one of the chosen people I would like to be added. I have namechanged in honour of Scorpios of Mumsnet.
:)