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To request all Scorpions to sign in because we are the Chosen People?

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Hullygully · 08/11/2011 13:44

Me
Paggy
Abs

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StrandedBear · 08/11/2011 13:57

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Deliaskis · 08/11/2011 13:58

Stranded & baby [mysterious] you would know if you were one. Statistically 8.333333333333333etc.% of people are.

Redrubyblue · 08/11/2011 13:58

I am not a Scorpion. They smell of poo.

Pagwatch · 08/11/2011 13:58

I came to sign in but I'm here.

Hooray.

Hullygully · 08/11/2011 13:59

Do the list, Imaginary

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GypsyMoth · 08/11/2011 13:59

Why are we chosen??

Are we the new mumsnet 'moderators'?

LadyWellian · 08/11/2011 13:59

I have Scorpio rising. Does that mean I am a bit chosen?

MrsTerryPratchett · 08/11/2011 14:00

I have conducted a survey and the only person who regularly smells of poo in our house is DD 11 mo and she is a Sagittarius (would have been a Scorpion if she was punctual).

AnyFucker · 08/11/2011 14:00

Hully
Paggy
Abs
Prince
OliviaMN (and ds2)
Delia (and dsis)
Tiffany
WowOoo
MrsTerryPratchett
Sharney
Somekind
Giraffes
AnyFucker

Hullygully · 08/11/2011 14:00

I'm afraid not, LadyWellian. Purebloods only.

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MintAero · 08/11/2011 14:01

Hully
Paggy
Abs
Prince
OliviaMN (and ds2)
Delia (and dsis)
Tiffany
WowOoo
MrsTerryPratchett
Sharney
Somekind
Giraffes
AnyFucker
MintAero

StrandedBear · 08/11/2011 14:01

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Hullygully · 08/11/2011 14:01

Hully
Paggy
Abs
Prince
OliviaMN (and ds2)
Delia (and dsis)
Tiffany
WowOoo
MrsTerryPratchett
Sharney
Somekind
Giraffes
Imaginary
AnyFucker

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undertheduvet · 08/11/2011 14:01

Hully
Paggy
Abs
Prince
OliviaMN (and ds2)
Delia (and dsis)
Tiffany
WowOoo
MrsTerryPratchett
Sharney
Somekind
Giraffes
AnyFucker
Undertheduvet

Sharney · 08/11/2011 14:01

I'm so thick!
Hully
Paggy
Abs
Prince
OliviaMN (and ds2)
Delia (and dsis)
Tiffany
WowOoo
MrsTerryPratchett
Sharney
Somekind
Giraffes
Sharney

undertheduvet · 08/11/2011 14:01

Tis true, we are the best :)

Hullygully · 08/11/2011 14:02

Hully
Paggy
Abs
Prince
OliviaMN (and ds2)
Delia (and dsis)
Tiffany
WowOoo
MrsTerryPratchett
Sharney
Somekind
Giraffes
Imaginary
AnyFucker
MintAero

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Hullygully · 08/11/2011 14:02

And late, Sharney, and late..Grin

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Sharney · 08/11/2011 14:03

Really, really thick!!
Hully
Paggy
Abs
Prince
OliviaMN (and ds2)
Delia (and dsis)
Tiffany
WowOoo
MrsTerryPratchett
Sharney
Somekind
Giraffes
AnyFucker
Undertheduvet

LadyWellian · 08/11/2011 14:04
SixStringWidow · 08/11/2011 14:04

Hully
Paggy
Abs
Prince
OliviaMN (and ds2)
Delia (and dsis)
Tiffany
WowOoo
MrsTerryPratchett
Sharney
Somekind
Giraffes
Imaginary
AnyFucker
MintAero
SixStringWidow

RumourOfAHurricane · 08/11/2011 14:04

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Hullygully · 08/11/2011 14:05

Now you've missed off MintAero.

Finding 1: Scorpions can't do lists

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CrazyChicken · 08/11/2011 14:05

Hully
Paggy
Abs
Prince
OliviaMN (and ds2)
Delia (and dsis)
Tiffany
WowOoo
MrsTerryPratchett
Sharney
Somekind
Giraffes
AnyFucker
Undertheduvet
CrazyChicken

SixStringWidow · 08/11/2011 14:05

The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

	Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."