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To request all Scorpions to sign in because we are the Chosen People?

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Hullygully · 08/11/2011 13:44

Me
Paggy
Abs

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funnypeculiar · 09/11/2011 14:45

Oh & it's dh's birthday too on Friday (double Scorpio)

AnyFucker · 09/11/2011 14:49

DH and I are double too, FP

interesting isn't it ? Grin

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 09/11/2011 14:49

Yes but the Force is far, far stronger with this one.

A 1940s party in a village hall sounds ace. Are you all dressing up?

AbsofCroissant · 09/11/2011 14:51

Oh VERY clever Hully

Hullygully · 09/11/2011 14:55

Things I do for a gag.

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Bicnod · 09/11/2011 14:56

interesting is definitely the word AF Grin

Hullygully · 09/11/2011 14:57

I am having a second birthday party this weekend

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AbsofCroissant · 09/11/2011 15:01

Spoilt kid.

I've had one birthday party so far, and my dumbass Aquarius brother and his equally dumbass Leo wife tried all their best to ruin it with their twattery and drama queen antics. I went nuclear on them, and they have now been WARNED in case they attempt similar twattery come MY wedding time. They try anything, they will wish they were never born

and they didn't give me a present
and it was my 21st 30th

Hullygully · 09/11/2011 15:02

Ooo what did they do?

I'm only having a second cos the first was a dinner and this is a piss-up for other folk.

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azazello · 09/11/2011 15:05

Hello. Another scorpion here as is my little brother.

Birthday is 17th so almost on the cusp so probably not a very good Scorpio. I don't think secretive is a very good way to describe me...

That book spa thing looks absolutely amazing. I want to go too. Probably not doing much for the birthday as am at work. DD's best friend is coming over on the saturday though so hopefully DD will sleep and then DH and I can get a babysitter and go out for lots of cocktails and lovely food before DH gives me my present.

It'd better not be another gentle hint that I should start cycling.

AbsofCroissant · 09/11/2011 15:09

It was the 21st 30th birthday of me and SIL2. SIL1 sent hints for two weeks before "is it alright if your DB and I still come around even though SIL2 can't make it?" (first I'd heard of SIL2 not being able to make it.). Few more of these hints. I ignore. Eventually contact SIL2 who says they're talking crap, of course she's coming. They then tell SIL2 not to come to her own birthday party because she couldn't drink at the time, and wouldn't be fun. Abs remains reasonably calm apart from whinging to DP constantly about this.
Abs goes off, buys all the supplies for the party, gets ready, cleans etc. etc. (I know! I cleaned!) A few hours before I am going to be uncontactable etc., DB contacts me and goes "so sorry. We can't make it. our dog-sitter has bailed. No one else on the planet is remotely able to look after a dog. What a tragedy, our life is awful etc. etc. we're just going to stay home and cry ourselves to sleep". I then go mental at him, DP goes mental over this, my MOTHER goes mental over this.
Come the day, they rather sheepishly turn up (turns out the dog sitter could work after all) but NOT WITH THE GIN THEY PROMISED TO BRING.

I know right? There's so many things they did wrong, put their dog ahead of family, try winding people up, lying, generally being annoying but worst of all they didn't bring gin. Pah.

dinkystinky · 09/11/2011 15:09

Me too and Mr Stinky

5inthebed (DS3)
Abs (and Abs's future SIL, aka as "the nice SIL")
AmazingDisgrace
Animation
AnyFucker
BarryStar plus Ds2
Bicnod + Mr Bicnod
Bloodyhellthathurts
BlueNails
BoffinMum
Brokenmarrow
Calabria
Catsmother
Cidrenomore
Claig
CotherMuckingFunt
CupOfBrownJoy
DAPHNEHEARTSFRED
Delia (and dsis)
Doowrah
Droitwichmummy (and DS)
EnjoyResponsibly
Fluffystabby
Funtimewincies
Funnypeculiar
Fruitshootsandheaves
Fuzzy Navel (formerly Mumsamilitant)
Gincognito
Giraffes
girliefriend
Goodadvice1980
Hully
Honeydragon
Hopefulgum
Imaginary
IQuiteLikeVodka
Ittybittysmum
IWillOnlyEatBeans
JamieComeHome
JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar
Jenfraggle
joolyjoolyjoo
Kandinskysgirl
KatieMiddleton
Lilbitneurotic
Lilyloo
Lolliloo (& DM, Dsis, Dniece)
Lostmymind
LovemyDog
MadamTwoSwords
MandaHugNKiss
Maryz
Methsdrinker
MintAero
MrsChindlarBong
mummyloveslucy
MrPigletmania
MrsTerryPratchett
muddysnowballs123
Mumdrivenmad
Mun

AbsofCroissant · 09/11/2011 15:10

Oh, and not a word of apology. Nothing. Nada.

and still no gin

dinkystinky · 09/11/2011 15:11

5inthebed (DS3)
Abs (and Abs's future SIL, aka as "the nice SIL")
AmazingDisgrace
Animation
AnyFucker
BarryStar plus Ds2
Bicnod + Mr Bicnod
Bloodyhellthathurts
BlueNails
BoffinMum
Brokenmarrow
Calabria
Catsmother
Cidrenomore
Claig
CotherMuckingFunt
CupOfBrownJoy
DAPHNEHEARTSFRED
Delia (and dsis)
Doowrah
Droitwichmummy (and DS)
EnjoyResponsibly
Fluffystabby
Funtimewincies
Funnypeculiar
Fruitshootsandheaves
Fuzzy Navel (formerly Mumsamilitant)
Gincognito
Giraffes
girliefriend
Goodadvice1980
Hully
Honeydragon
Hopefulgum
Imaginary
IQuiteLikeVodka
Ittybittysmum
IWillOnlyEatBeans
JamieComeHome
JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar
Jenfraggle
joolyjoolyjoo
Kandinskysgirl
KatieMiddleton
Lilbitneurotic
Lilyloo
Lolliloo (& DM, Dsis, Dniece)
Lostmymind
LovemyDog
MadamTwoSwords
MandaHugNKiss
Maryz
Methsdrinker
MintAero
MrsChindlarBong
mummyloveslucy
MrPigletmania
MrsTerryPratchett
muddysnowballs123
Mumdrivenmad
Mun
Dinkystinky (and DH) (and DSIS)

Hullygully · 09/11/2011 15:13

Anyone who has signed in but not added themselves to the list please do so IMMEDIATELY or terrible wrath will descend upon your head.

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Hullygully · 09/11/2011 15:13

They sound fun, Abs. Pore ol SIL2!

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azazello · 09/11/2011 15:15

5inthebed (DS3)
Abs (and Abs's future SIL, aka as "the nice SIL")
AmazingDisgrace
Animation
AnyFucker
BarryStar plus Ds2
Bicnod + Mr Bicnod
Bloodyhellthathurts
BlueNails
BoffinMum
Brokenmarrow
Calabria
Catsmother
Cidrenomore
Claig
CotherMuckingFunt
CupOfBrownJoy
DAPHNEHEARTSFRED
Delia (and dsis)
Doowrah
Droitwichmummy (and DS)
EnjoyResponsibly
Fluffystabby
Funtimewincies
Funnypeculiar
Fruitshootsandheaves
Fuzzy Navel (formerly Mumsamilitant)
Gincognito
Giraffes
girliefriend
Goodadvice1980
Hully
Honeydragon
Hopefulgum
Imaginary
IQuiteLikeVodka
Ittybittysmum
IWillOnlyEatBeans
JamieComeHome
JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar
Jenfraggle
joolyjoolyjoo
Kandinskysgirl
KatieMiddleton
Lilbitneurotic
Lilyloo
Lolliloo (& DM, Dsis, Dniece)
Lostmymind
LovemyDog
MadamTwoSwords
MandaHugNKiss
Maryz
Methsdrinker
MintAero
MrsChindlarBong
mummyloveslucy
MrPigletmania
MrsTerryPratchett
muddysnowballs123
Mumdrivenmad
Mun
Dinkystinky (and DH) (and DSIS)
Azazello and DB

Flimflammery · 09/11/2011 15:18

At last! A thread worth posting on. Hello my fine Scorpio sisters [chink] Wine. It is also my DD's birthday today. Mine was 3rd Nov. I stayed out till 3.30am at very glam clubs - for the first time in many many years. Paid for it the next day though...

5inthebed (DS3)
Abs (and Abs's future SIL, aka as "the nice SIL")
AmazingDisgrace
Animation
AnyFucker
BarryStar plus Ds2
Bicnod + Mr Bicnod
Bloodyhellthathurts
BlueNails
BoffinMum
Brokenmarrow
Calabria
Catsmother
Cidrenomore
Claig
CotherMuckingFunt
CupOfBrownJoy
DAPHNEHEARTSFRED
Delia (and dsis)
Doowrah
Droitwichmummy (and DS)
EnjoyResponsibly
Flimflammery
Fluffystabby
Funtimewincies
Funnypeculiar
Fruitshootsandheaves
Fuzzy Navel (formerly Mumsamilitant)
Gincognito
Giraffes
girliefriend
Goodadvice1980
Hully
Honeydragon
Hopefulgum
Imaginary
IQuiteLikeVodka
Ittybittysmum
IWillOnlyEatBeans
JamieComeHome
JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar
Jenfraggle
joolyjoolyjoo
Kandinskysgirl
KatieMiddleton
Lilbitneurotic
Lilyloo
Lolliloo (& DM, Dsis, Dniece)
Lostmymind
LovemyDog
MadamTwoSwords
MandaHugNKiss
Maryz
Methsdrinker
MintAero
MrsChindlarBong
mummyloveslucy
MrPigletmania
MrsTerryPratchett
muddysnowballs123
Mumdrivenmad
Mun
Dinkystinky (and DH) (and DSIS)

funnypeculiar · 09/11/2011 17:32

Ah, Star Wars. VG Hully

Now AF, I think DH is pretending to be a Scorpio. He is calm, thoughtful and unnecessarily kind to all & sundry. He does explode but I've seen it maybe 5 times in the nearly 20 years we've been together. Now, defining Scorpio behaviour by my own monumentally short fuse, that's not right is it?

And yes, Jenai we are dressing up - I have a fabulous dress, scary lipstick & am going to have my hair set - proper pin-curl-tastic. And our DJ is bringing real records to play - none of this ipod stuff Grin. I am starting to get quite excited!

Abs - we had someone who didn't come to our wedding as they couldn't leave the dog with anyone. But at least we weren't relying on them for gin....

Hullygully · 09/11/2011 17:47

It wasn't really the reason, it just occurred to me when the other threads started...

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MsTimTam · 09/11/2011 17:58

Another chosen one checking in, birthday Wine & Thanks for the fellow chosen ones, my b'day is tomorrow - so far I know I am getting perfume as dd1 can't keep a secret (and is so excited there will be cake tomorrow!)

5inthebed (DS3)
Abs (and Abs's future SIL, aka as "the nice SIL")
AmazingDisgrace
Animation
AnyFucker
Azazello and DB
BarryStar plus Ds2
Bicnod + Mr Bicnod
Bloodyhellthathurts
BlueNails
BoffinMum
Brokenmarrow
Calabria
Catsmother
Cidrenomore
Claig
CotherMuckingFunt
CupOfBrownJoy
DAPHNEHEARTSFRED
Delia (and dsis)
Dinkystinky (and DH) (and DSIS
Doowrah
Droitwichmummy (and DS)
EnjoyResponsibly
Flimflammery
Fluffystabby
Funtimewincies
Funnypeculiar
Fruitshootsandheaves
Fuzzy Navel (formerly Mumsamilitant)
Gincognito
Giraffes
girliefriend
Goodadvice1980
Hully
Honeydragon
Hopefulgum
Imaginary
IQuiteLikeVodka
Ittybittysmum
IWillOnlyEatBeans
JamieComeHome
JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar
Jenfraggle
joolyjoolyjoo
Kandinskysgirl
KatieMiddleton
Lilbitneurotic
Lilyloo
Lolliloo (& DM, Dsis, Dniece)
Lostmymind
LovemyDog
MadamTwoSwords
MandaHugNKiss
Maryz
Methsdrinker
MintAero
MrsChindlarBong
mummyloveslucy
MrPigletmania
MrsTerryPratchett
MsTimTam
muddysnowballs123
Mumdrivenmad
Munchkins
NessaRose
Nix
NotNeemo
NotQuiteSoDesperate
Oldernotwiser47
OliviaMN (and ds2)
Ovo (+ 2 DS)
Paggy
PaigeTurner
Prince
Pudden
Purpleknittingmum
Recall
saythatagain
Scorpette
Scotlass
Sharney
Shiney
Shodan (and DS2)
SixStringWidow
sleepingonthebus
slapmeonthepatio
Somekind
Spottywellies
Squiglettsmummy2bx
TheThingUpstairs (and DS1)
Thistledew
Tiffany
TorianaTollywobbles
Triosgarcons
Udderly
Valiumredhead
VelmaKelly
WeNeedToTalkAboutSauvignon
WowOo
zinfandel

AnyFucker · 09/11/2011 18:09

FP my DH is the same, while I do tend to fit the stereotype of a Scorpio

and my birthday is the 22nd, so I am the one the cusp, not him

go figure !

AnyFucker · 09/11/2011 18:10

on the cusp

BuntyPenfold · 09/11/2011 19:42

Me too, 11th November. Happy Birthday everyone.

5inthebed (DS3)
Abs (and Abs's future SIL, aka as "the nice SIL")
AmazingDisgrace
Animation
AnyFucker
Azazello and DB
BarryStar plus Ds2
Bicnod + Mr Bicnod
Bloodyhellthathurts
BlueNails
BoffinMum
Brokenmarrow
BuntyPenfold
Calabria
Catsmother
Cidrenomore
Claig
CotherMuckingFunt
CupOfBrownJoy
DAPHNEHEARTSFRED
Delia (and dsis)
Dinkystinky (and DH) (and DSIS
Doowrah
Droitwichmummy (and DS)
EnjoyResponsibly
Flimflammery
Fluffystabby
Funtimewincies
Funnypeculiar
Fruitshootsandheaves
Fuzzy Navel (formerly Mumsamilitant)
Gincognito
Giraffes
girliefriend
Goodadvice1980
Hully
Honeydragon
Hopefulgum
Imaginary
IQuiteLikeVodka
Ittybittysmum
IWillOnlyEatBeans
JamieComeHome
JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar
Jenfraggle
joolyjoolyjoo
Kandinskysgirl
KatieMiddleton
Lilbitneurotic
Lilyloo
Lolliloo (& DM, Dsis, Dniece)
Lostmymind
LovemyDog
MadamTwoSwords
MandaHugNKiss
Maryz
Methsdrinker
MintAero
MrsChindlarBong
mummyloveslucy
MrPigletmania
MrsTerryPratchett
MsTimTam
muddysnowballs123
Mumdrivenmad
Munchkins
NessaRose
Nix
NotNeemo
NotQuiteSoDesperate
Oldernotwiser47
OliviaMN (and ds2)
Ovo (+ 2 DS)
Paggy
PaigeTurner
Prince
Pudden
Purpleknittingmum
Recall
saythatagain
Scorpette
Scotlass
Sharney
Shiney
Shodan (and DS2)
SixStringWidow
sleepingonthebus
slapmeonthepatio
Somekind
Spottywellies
Squiglettsmummy2bx
TheThingUpstairs (and DS1)
Thistledew
Tiffany
TorianaTollywobbles
Triosgarcons
Udderly
Valiumredhead
VelmaKelly
WeNeedToTalkAboutSauvignon
WowOo
zinfandel

IvantaOuiOui · 09/11/2011 20:06

I am Scorpio. Calm, majestic and a bit weird.