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AIBU to think the quiches here are shite and my tits are fabulous

863 replies

CreamolaFoamless · 04/11/2011 16:07

my tits being fabulous is an aside .....they just look brillant today.

Anyway quiches ...

the nobodies.... Shite

the woelfs bitchy

shiney's group

I have absolutely no idea why i'm posting this but I did want to say your quiches are shite

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SuePurblybilt · 04/11/2011 22:27

Think you'll find that the wolefs have teeth too. Plus we hunt in packs and are bjitches.

SayCuntyNowSayChops · 04/11/2011 22:28

Where you been?!

SayCuntyNowSayChops · 04/11/2011 22:28

Sjue, please.

Bjullying bjitches, don't forget.

Mouseface · 04/11/2011 22:30

Grin at SCNSC

Oh FFS. I AM GOING TO BED!!!! STOP MAKING ME WANT TO STAY!!!

SuePurblybilt · 04/11/2011 22:30

Innit.

CreamolaFoamless · 04/11/2011 22:30

thanks BeerTricksPotter we have ordered shredded pork in hot sauce, beef satay and pork with hot and spicy bean curd

yes Taffeta inanimate ..I can't spell but hey ho I got great BiscuitBiscuit

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MartyrStewart · 04/11/2011 22:30

If it looks like a mouse, and squeaks like a mouse... Wink

SayCuntyNowSayChops · 04/11/2011 22:32

Creamy - we can spell AND we have great tits.

EmpressOfTheRomanCandles · 04/11/2011 22:32

We have a jedi. And a jedi cow with lightsabre horns. And one of our members has a rocket propelled ass.

BrianAndHisBalls · 04/11/2011 22:33

has she been drinking?????????

BeerTricksPotter · 04/11/2011 22:34

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WeepsInPaleDew · 04/11/2011 22:34

Someone's whining lord...

SuePurblyBilt, I am crying. Had a shitty, shitty day and that line has made me laugh so hard.

From this moment on I will silently sing that in my head every time the buggers get me down.

MartyrStewart · 04/11/2011 22:36

I have shite tits but make fucking awesome quiche.

I'm a bit confused.

CreamolaFoamless · 04/11/2011 22:36

DONT CALL ME CREAMY

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EmpressOfTheRomanCandles · 04/11/2011 22:36

You'd stagger a bit if Cunty hurled herself on you, Brian.

MartyrStewart · 04/11/2011 22:37

Is creamyweamy better?

SayCuntyNowSayChops · 04/11/2011 22:38

BeerTricks - Ooooohhhh. Do you think she's milking it a bit then?

MrsYamada · 04/11/2011 22:38

Don't call me Creamy, don't call me Creamy. It's just light-hearted banter, don't take on so.

happymole · 04/11/2011 22:38

Righto, have finished bathing vomit covered dd

What's up with Creamy

DERAILERS RULE

Finger snap

SayCuntyNowSayChops · 04/11/2011 22:39

Sorry Empress Blush

Got a bit carried away and have had too much wine :o

BeerTricksPotter · 04/11/2011 22:39

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MartyrStewart · 04/11/2011 22:39

Ooh ooh, do the necksnake happy

SayCuntyNowSayChops · 04/11/2011 22:39

Burt bomb Burt bomb Burt bomb

BroomForMyChin · 04/11/2011 22:40

Is Foamless better Creamy?

BeerTricksPotter · 04/11/2011 22:40

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