AIBU to think the quiches here are shite and my tits are fabulous

[CreamolaFoamless]

my tits being fabulous is an aside .....they just look brillant today.

Anyway quiches ...

the nobodies.... Shite

the woelfs bitchy

shiney's group

I have absolutely no idea why i'm posting this but I did want to say your quiches are shite

I quite like a willy crazynanna you could play with it and stuff and pee standing up

I love how Creamy was venting about all of us being immature and silly while she talks about playing with a willy and stuff.

Class.

You do not need a willy to pee standing up. Havn't you watched The Full Monty?

According to Creamy's profile, she's newish to MN so can't possibly know all that she is claiming....... look....

CreamolaFoamless joined Mumsnet in May 2011. She lives in scotland. She is 42.

See!

You're so wise, Mouseface :o

Is this the one?

My tits are shite but Nobdies are fabulous.

Yep, MrsY

Cheers CuntyChops - mwah to you too, how are ya gorge?

Hi Mouse. What's the deal here then? Do we get free ?

DO NOT CALL ME CREAMY

I think there are free

You seem all worked up Creamy, you need to relax.

Nice baps Taff!

Apparently Creamola HATES being called Creamy MrsY so don't do that and you have to have cracking norks, sorry, and hate quiches, like me and you!

Just like a red rag to a wolef.... :o Why would you call yourself something that could so easily be truncated to something you detest so much?

Mwah to you Mouseface, haven't seen you around much.

I've been hiding in the Nobdies bosoms Cunty, as you do!

Busy with hospital appts for DS too. All seemed to happen at once these last few weeks.

'red rag to a wolef'. That's funny .

I have one cracking nork, the other one is a bit wonky and I have to confess to quite liking quiche.

For the same reason you'd start pointless attention-seeking freds Saywolef

McFly, the wise, wise boys, had it right. It's all about youuuuuuuuuu.

CREAMY seems err a little angry...

Why do you dislike being truncated Creamy?

lol dont call me Creamy

Bella - norty!

Oh no! Creamy has started to use 'lol'

I know Mouse , I couldn't resist. Nice to see you btw!