She invited me along to a sort of torture camp. It is 'orrible. They make me run. And do lunges and all kind of 'orrid things. You should know that running and I do not see eye to eye. Running makes me feel sick and makes my rather large bosoms bounce uncomfortably. In return I hate running and choose not to do it. This is an agreement that used to suit running and I very well.
After she got me to commit and pay me my monthly fee, she then went and left the little cowbag that she is 
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AIBU to think this is totally out of order?