In just wanting to piss around on MN for an hour whilst pretending to be doing the household accounts?

[BumWiper]

Cause I am sitting comfortably and just don't want to move.

Sounds perfectly acceptable to me!

FWIW DH pisses around in a pretend cafe,making pretend food for pretend customers whilst pretending to be doing research.

Yanbu

I'm only on here coz I'm giving DS his last feed... he's currently fast asleep on my lap but no-one else knows.

Yanbu. I lose hours on Mumsnet when my intention was actually to look other things up online. Right now I should be buying some school uniform for the dc, looking for shoes for self, answering emails, looking at wood flooring, buying a snuggle pad for the guinea pigs ... but that ol' Mumsnet thingy on my bookmarked sites wotsit just goes click me, click me ... and whoosh here I am again.

We wont tell anyone Ghost

I am just going to sit a bit straighter.I hit 30 last week and I swear the aches and pains have started.

Is there a MN anonymous group?

We could all chant I will not click,I am a strong person

DH and I had left MiL in the front room whilst we put DCs to bed (she'd come over to share our Sunday roast). I started to feel guilty about her being alone and put DS in his cot. He then woke up and howled... so I'm back!

YANBU. I am supposed to be looking for a christening outfit for my son. Annoyed because the only one I like is out of stock. Cheering myself up with MN.

I just did my household accounts - discovered I do not have enough money for bills so am MNing to cheer myself up.

Mumsnet - accounts - mumsnet - accounts.

'Tis not hard!!

I have to know what "household accounts" are?

I have to know how you keep it to an hour.....

Your husband does what? Unless he's doing this with a child I'd be much more concerned about that than a spot of MNing?!

Fusspot - if you ever find out, do let me know!!