I remember reading a huge double-page spread about her when she first became famous, and for some bizarre reason I remember exactly where I was when I read it - at university. She was supposed then to be about 15. So, let's be generous and say I was 21 at the time, she should now be 40. On her birthday, though, she's always 33. I think it's brilliant, finally here is a woman who is not only prepared to look 40 when she's 33, but the world falls at her feet! Stop buying moisturiser everyone, we're doing it all wrong...