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AIBU to wonder if Kate Moss has a portrait in the attic???

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frutilla · 30/10/2011 14:53

How does she look so amazing given her hedonistic alcohol-fueled lifestyle?
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2055222/Kate-Moss-gets-Jamie-Hince-marriage-shock--3-beer-breakfast.html
Sorry, forgot how to do link thing...

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Proudnscary · 30/10/2011 17:22

Pramface = rather offensive term referring to 'common' young woman with one or several babies (think Vicky Pollard).

valiumredhead · 30/10/2011 17:23

Pramface? I learn something new everyday from MN Grin

perfumedlife · 30/10/2011 17:26

A liver transplant! Beer for breakfast seems rather foolhardy.

noddyholder · 30/10/2011 17:27

Pramface? What an awful thing to say.

akaemwahahahafrost · 30/10/2011 17:35

I think she is very much her own woman. She does what she wants and doesn't seem to care what anyone else thinks. Respect to her for that.

Sometimes she looks rough as a robbers dog, as my Mum would say and then other times she looks absolutely stunning, not in the airbrushed photos either, just the paparazzi ones. I like that her daughter is kept completely out of the limelight as well.

montysma1 · 30/10/2011 17:49

Johnny Depp, now he really does have a portraint stashed somewhere. not a wrinkle anywhere. He could play any age from teens onwards. Its a bit freaky.

sensuallettuce · 30/10/2011 18:18

I think she looks terrible when she is papped - her nose is clearly collapsing through heavy Cocaine use.

alistron1 · 30/10/2011 18:22

Mind you, if I had to go out for a beer with her gwynnie, elle or claudia...I know who I'd choose...

SixtyFootDoll · 30/10/2011 18:25

I don't think she looks young for her age at all.

Pagwatch · 30/10/2011 18:29

Yes she does have a picture in the attic. It is a picture of Gillian McKeith

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frutilla · 30/10/2011 18:34

Well, I wouldn't mind having her body, her boobs still look like a teenagers...

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earlyriser · 30/10/2011 18:34

What does 'Portrait in the Attic' mean? [thick emoticon]

ScarahStratton · 30/10/2011 18:35

Can we discuss botox in the eyeballs please. WTAF would anyone do that? [hhmm]

bemybebe · 30/10/2011 18:36

I think she looks like an average 37 yo with great bone structure and figure.

Are you judging by the airbrushed ad/marketing shots? She also had a good eye for style.

Now, Halle Berry looks great for a 45 yo!

SixtyFootDoll · 30/10/2011 18:37

It's a reference to the novel ' picture of Dorien Grey' by Oscar Wilde.
He has a portrait the gets older while he remains youthful.

SixtyFootDoll · 30/10/2011 18:38

Halle and Heidi klum are ageing much better, and as for Elle McPherson at 47....

ScarahStratton · 30/10/2011 18:38

Portrait in the Attic = The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde.

earlyriser · 30/10/2011 18:41

Ah thank you!

WestsAwake · 30/10/2011 18:44

I stood next to her at a party a couple of years ago and close o she is rough as hell. Bad skin, awful teeth and absolutely STUNK to high heaven of stale fags.

ScarahStratton · 30/10/2011 18:47

Yes but what the hell is eyeball botox for? Does it give you the mad starey eyes or something?

ChildofIsis · 30/10/2011 18:48

When I was a young teenager the newly discovered Kate Moss was the same age as Elle McPherson.
When I was in my twenties she became my age, 4 years younger.
And then suddenly when I hit my forties she's 5 years younger than me.

I'd rather be known for looking ok for my age than lie about something so fundamental.

mycatsaysach · 30/10/2011 18:50

think she looks fab

all about the bone structure innit

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frutilla · 30/10/2011 18:52

Now you mention it, I was 15 and doing GCSE's when she started modeling and now she's supposed to be 2 years younger than me!

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alistron1 · 30/10/2011 19:08

Kate Moss has always been the same age as me. (37 atm)

I likes her.

runningwilde · 30/10/2011 19:11

You think she looks good?! Really?! She looks old and haggard to me! Pasty and nasty skin.