To be shocked that Grandpa Pig's boat has no safety rails

[pigletmania]

Was watching Peppa with dd when I noticed that Grandpa pigs boat had no safety rails, a child could fall in. What is the world coming to

Thats because pigs can fly.

My boat had no safety rails - I can safely report that Ds survived, possibly because the prospect of drowning was far less scary than a bollcoking from Mum at full volume

nah pigs can float being so round

Ahem a bollcoking is a nautical term for bollocking

It's the bacon fat that makes them float.

And if they fart they go off like a motor boat! (sorry, couldn't resist)

They don't always use seatbelts in the car either

And while I'm here, can I vent my frustration at grandpa pig referring to the bees as 'she'/'her'

Oh, and when mummy pig is working on the computer, and daddy pig is only making the soup downstairs, what a twat he is to let peppa and george go upstairs and hassle her (and break the computer)

I do have a grip, and far bigger things to worry about you know

He's just such a pompous twat!

pmsl

He's a Pig Agent ZigZag, what did you expect?

He is a bit of a know it all like, does my head in a bit.

Like, totally, molepom

I've also detected a smidgen of favouritism as well.

George on his birthday - dinosaur, visit to museum, balloons, bouncy dinosaur.

Peppa on hers - crappy dress for her doll and a party at home.

See?

No wonder she acts like she does.

I have often commented on Daddy Pig letting them upstairs to mither Mummy Pig. I always want her to kick off and storm out!

lol, George has a normal name too...the only thing I know called Peppa, apart from that piglet, is next doors dog.

You are forgetting Salt n Pepa, the dynamic pop duo :)

I'm horrified to admit that I actually had the Exact Same Thought today. To her credit though, Granny Pig had given them life jackets to wear.

I know Agent the unfairness of it all .

Mummy Pig is on Valium.

It's the only explanation for how she remains so calm living with smug Daddy Pig, precocious Peppa and crybaby George.

I've often thought that the Ninky Nonk should have minimum 3 point harnesses instead of lap belts.

I love reading Peppa Pig threads. They make me laugh so much. Some people get very worked up about it