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To be shocked that Grandpa Pig's boat has no safety rails

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pigletmania · 28/10/2011 19:32

Was watching Peppa with dd when I noticed that Grandpa pigs boat had no safety rails, a child could fall in. What is the world coming to Hmm

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molepom · 28/10/2011 19:33

Thats because pigs can fly.

Hungrydragon · 28/10/2011 19:43

My boat had no safety rails - I can safely report that Ds survived, possibly because the prospect of drowning was far less scary than a bollcoking from Mum at full volume Grin

southeastastra · 28/10/2011 19:44

nah pigs can float being so round

Hungrydragon · 28/10/2011 19:45

Ahem a bollcoking is a nautical term for bollocking Blush

molepom · 28/10/2011 19:46

It's the bacon fat that makes them float.

Mandy2003 · 28/10/2011 19:46

And if they fart they go off like a motor boat! (sorry, couldn't resist)

AgentZigzag · 28/10/2011 19:49

They don't always use seatbelts in the car either Hmm

And while I'm here, can I vent my frustration at grandpa pig referring to the bees as 'she'/'her' Angry

Oh, and when mummy pig is working on the computer, and daddy pig is only making the soup downstairs, what a twat he is to let peppa and george go upstairs and hassle her (and break the computer) Angry

I do have a grip, and far bigger things to worry about you know Grin

He's just such a pompous twat!

molepom · 28/10/2011 19:49

pmsl

molepom · 28/10/2011 19:50

He's a Pig Agent ZigZag, what did you expect?

loserface · 28/10/2011 19:53

He is a bit of a know it all like, does my head in a bit.

AgentZigzag · 28/10/2011 19:54

Like, totally, molepom Grin

I've also detected a smidgen of favouritism as well.

George on his birthday - dinosaur, visit to museum, balloons, bouncy dinosaur.

Peppa on hers - crappy dress for her doll and a party at home.

See?

No wonder she acts like she does.

MissMunsterMogwi · 28/10/2011 19:56

I have often commented on Daddy Pig letting them upstairs to mither Mummy Pig. I always want her to kick off and storm out! Grin

molepom · 28/10/2011 19:59

lol, George has a normal name too...the only thing I know called Peppa, apart from that piglet, is next doors dog.

Whatmeworry · 28/10/2011 20:39

You are forgetting Salt n Pepa, the dynamic pop duo :)

TheLittleFriend · 28/10/2011 20:44

I'm horrified to admit that I actually had the Exact Same Thought today. To her credit though, Granny Pig had given them life jackets to wear.

pigletmania · 28/10/2011 21:00

I know Agent the unfairness of it all Grin.

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Sidge · 28/10/2011 21:08

Mummy Pig is on Valium.

It's the only explanation for how she remains so calm living with smug Daddy Pig, precocious Peppa and crybaby George.

breatheslowly · 29/10/2011 07:38

I've often thought that the Ninky Nonk should have minimum 3 point harnesses instead of lap belts.

DebiTheScot · 29/10/2011 07:46

I love reading Peppa Pig threads. They make me laugh so much. Some people get very worked up about it Grin

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