Tea lovers have 
wine drinkers have 
We even have 
for the snack munchers ffs, the above aren't even widely discussed topics of almost cult status.
Unlike us zitpornstars.
All we ask for, nay need is a reverse biscuit, a mere pus filled sign of our appreciation of the wonderous joys our bodies are capable of bringing forth, until then we have to make do with
T'is time consuming and not very effective 
so, so that we're treated in this way, kept on the fringes and not encouraged to share the zit love.
'what do we want' ?
'A nice fat [boil]'
When do we want it ?
'NOW' !