I FUCKING DESPISE SHOPPING IN BLASTED PRIMARK!!
Sorry, that had to be said. I absolutely love shopping for clothes, and in my opinion Primark are fantastic! I've still got t-shirts that are going after 3 years, I have bloke's t-shirts that look fab with some jeans and a leather coat, my shoes have lasted yonks... but recently I've found it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to find bras or jeans ANYWHERE in there!!
I'm serious. I'm like a "dead" size of bra. I'm a 32DD, and it's fucking impossible finding anything in there. I either end up with 4 boobs or tits to my knees. The one time I did find them, I spent £40 in one go because a) it never happens and b) some of them were half-price.
Jeans are exactly the same. I'll try on a 12 and I will barely fit my big toe in there, but if I try on a 14 I look like I'm wearing clown-trousers.
And Primark? If you're listening, hear this. I do NOT want skinny, super skinny, super skinny kick flare, skinny harem, harem, skinnycut, straight leg, harems, palazzo pants, joggers, jeggings, shortshorts, booty shorts, knee-shorts, leggings or value-denim rubbish. I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING BOOTCUT JEANS THAT DON'T MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A HOBBIT FROM THE SHIRE.