To just love POO!

[Hullygully]

Children pooing on pavements! Workmen pooing in toilets!

People pooing in stations! People haing pooey accidents in shops!

Nothing like a lovely old POO POO POO

And don't forget have actual sex with it...

Are you the poo troll??

POOP! POOP!

Fuck sorry I'm typing like Borat if you pleases.

Ah, cophrophelia. Lovely.

You can tell it's Friday....

nearly having a poo and then not quite...So so exciting!

philia even

Pooey Poos of pooness

Having a poo when you didn't mean to... not as exciting.

are you a fecalphiliac - do you believe i this person

I nearly dun a poop in HobbyCraft yesterday. I had to walk out doing that pinched arse walk and holding my breath, and then when I got to a toilet, I couldn't go.

There. Now that is a poo story.

PooH sticks scaredbear I think a poo stick is something rather different?

No one likes a pedant Hully except when it's me

Damn iPhone autocorrect.

That is a great story Shirl. It moved me to tears.

Hiiiiiideeehoooooo

hully you called?!

I am playing the part of Philia next month

I was nearly crying as well. It meant I had to go back there again today to actually buy the stuff I wanted to get yesterday.

Ewwwwww!

Next door's dog pooed on my drive today. And you know what he did next?

He walked up to my sleeping pooch in his bed outside, and WEED on his head, and his bed. Said bed in now in wash. So please add lovely urine to the lovely list. Ta.

hah like the constipated mathematician

he worked it out with a pencil

I've got another one. A bird pooped on my windowscreen (is that the name for them? How bizarre I've completely forgotten the name for them...is it windowscreen or windshield? Shit)

and it won't come off. I think the bird has been eating permanant markers.