To just love POO!

[Hullygully]

Children pooing on pavements! Workmen pooing in toilets!

People pooing in stations! People haing pooey accidents in shops!

Nothing like a lovely old POO POO POO

Now we've got birth poo thread.

WTF is going on?

Shirley - sincerest apols for making you run away sobbing.

I was referring to Mr Turnip, who enjoys looking at tools a lot. That is why I wander the aisles of JobbyCraft next door whilst he does so; and why I'd be none too chuffed about finding a turd nestling in the cross stitch department.

Sometimes I will enter a room at home and Mr T hurriedly whips a publication out of sight, blustering and farting with embarrassment.

But, oh no, dear reader, he is not perusing some seedy tome of filth and depravity - merely the latest Screwfix catalogue. I find it alarming though, that some of the pages are stuck together.

I work with poo, sometimes get to look at the stuff down a microscope, not so much fun when its that close to one's nostrils.

YANBU
Anyone who says they doesnt love poo is lying

It's a very pooey night on MN tonight.

Revlon worms? Que? [hhmm]