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Original poster

To just love POO!

57 replies

Hullygully · 14/10/2011 14:49

Children pooing on pavements! Workmen pooing in toilets!

People pooing in stations! People haing pooey accidents in shops!

Nothing like a lovely old POO POO POO

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minimisschief · 14/10/2011 15:01

Bet op would change her/his tune if she watched some scat porn

aldiwhore · 14/10/2011 15:02

Aha scaredbear then what you meant is exactly what I thought you didn't. Fair enough, my apologies. [shuddericon]

TalcAndTurnips · 14/10/2011 15:08

Shock Headline News: MILLIONS Hit By Toilet Phobia

Millions? Millions? If that's the case, who are the odd types I see loitering around in the public conveniences round the back of Tescos? They can't all be cottaging - some of them must need to take a dump, for heaven's sake.

Rather there, than laying a cable in the aisles of HobbyCraft?. Then it would quite simply have to become JobbyCraft, and a far less pleasant place to while away an hour or so whilst the husband looks at tools next door in the garden centre.

manicbmc · 14/10/2011 15:31

So disappointed in this thread.... disappointed that someone else got in with the constipated mathematician joke first Grin

DougalDaydream · 14/10/2011 15:48

windscreen, Shirley Grin

ShirleyKnot · 14/10/2011 15:56

WINDSCREEN!

Fuck that's awful when that happens!

I don't have a husband TAT. thanks for reminding me.

Splinters · 14/10/2011 16:12

Nothing makes me laugh like a good old thread about poo

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 14/10/2011 16:13

Can't beat a good log chopping session [hwink]

TheVermiciousKnid · 14/10/2011 16:15

Is this a poo quiche? [hhmm]

Rivenwithoutabingle · 14/10/2011 16:18

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Splinters · 14/10/2011 16:18

Poo quiche? I've never had one of those

ScaredBear · 14/10/2011 16:20

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TheVermiciousKnid · 14/10/2011 16:26

What ya need is an ipone, so you can mumsnet while dropping one

There in now a poo app for the iphone? Excellent.

Rivenwithoutabingle · 14/10/2011 16:29

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TheVermiciousKnid · 14/10/2011 16:30

As long as it doesn't make poo smells as well. Grin We have a dog for that.

WhereTheWildThingsWere · 14/10/2011 16:35

I have mnetted while having a poo, it whiles away the time.....

Space Docking? Or is that a poo too far Grin

PinotScreechio · 14/10/2011 16:38

Thank God you were being ironic, Hully. I thought I had to intervene and slap some sense into you then.

As you were.

Original poster
Hullygully · 14/10/2011 16:41

I does seem to be me who is out of step here...but can anyone explain what is interesting and/or funny about poo?

Really?

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EricNorthmansMistress · 14/10/2011 16:42

Nowt to do with poo but I now see what you mean about the revlon worms. Ugh. Fucking horrible.

Original poster
Hullygully · 14/10/2011 16:43

Sort of tangentially connected I guess?

OP posts:
PinotScreechio · 14/10/2011 16:43

Poo is not naice.
It's coz we're laydeez Hully, innit.
Spot threads are gruesome and I dabble in them on occasion. As it were.

LadyWellian · 14/10/2011 16:45

I'm sorry, but JobbyCraft has made my day.

[puerile]

Moominsarescary · 14/10/2011 16:50

Ds3 has done some great poos this week, all up his back into his hair, lovely

MrBloomsNursery · 14/10/2011 16:55

This is what all of you poo obsessed weirdos need to buy and wear:
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