To try out my new name in the scariest part on Mumsnet?

[amistillscary]

[hgrin]

You are being unreasonable to have changed your name.

I think the feminism bit is scarier than AIBU :)

[hsmile] I'm not that scary, Peaches!

Yes, I said tongues. That's how scary I am!

Yabu. The Property and DIY section is the scariest part at the moment: Zombies and everyfink'

Hm. Maybe I should change my name to "OakFeminist" then, if I want to have the scariest name in Mumsnet....

Thinks...

I'm off! If I don't come back, I'll have got lost. I've never been there before...

shit legs

again...

AnyPhantomFucker Have been looking for you to see what scary name you chose,and I have to say....it was worth the wait [hgrin]
Eyes fucking love it!

(I am very scared of AnyPhantomFucker actually)

AnyPhantomFucker, ermm...If you don't mind me asking, what does...erm..."shit legs" mean, please?

Have you had a bit of an embarassing accident?

shit legs are cowardly people

people who say "ohhh I'm scared of perfectly reasonable things"

like feminism, and such like

it's like saying "I am scared of education"

think abahhhhht it

I'll try out my new name too.

And before anyone else says it, i know I have shit legs.

oh for goodness sake, wear a nappy, it is less messy...

There's Zombies in Property and DIY? [hgrin]

[hwink]

My name is scary and filthy [hgrin]

Great name, Zombs (can I call you Zombs?)

I have chunky but very long legs. I'm glad to say they are not shit at all because they work very well. They move at the top and bend in the middle and everything. They're the bee's knees [hgrin].

Anyway, we're not here to talk about legs.

Just come back from a little visit over to Property and DIY. I've bought a new worktop, advised on shelving and decided against posting about the state this house was left in when we moved in (raw sewerage running down the road from the drains was not the worst of it! [hshock] ).

No zombies though [hhmm]

I can't see Zombies either. [hhmm]

oh bottom - it is GoodHousekeeping - big hint: buy a labrador...munch munch

humph

"i wanted zombies"

I've seen them, blackeyedsusan! They've been all over MNHQ apparently, and even lemon juice and bicarb hasn't got the stains out of the carpets! [hshock]

Personally, I think they should have shipped some of the spare limbs over to the Homemade Christmas thread to see if they could have 'upcycled' tham into something naice...

I'm thinking zombie arm candalarbras ( at totally hopeless spelling!)...
Zombie leg skins re-used as Christmas stockings (red and green colour theme from all the blood and mould that will have grown by Christmas)...

Tut. Everyone knows you need vinegar plus bicarb to get rid of zombie stains.

[hgrin]