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to want to rip their fucking heads off and spit down their throats?

73 replies

tinysock · 12/10/2011 18:45

So, bought a LittleLife toddler backpack off company on Amazon, except it's not a LittleLife backpack, it's a FUCKING DEATHTRAP. Cheap, flimsy nylon with cheap, flimsy handles so the little one can run off when it snaps near a busy road and FUCKING KILL HERSELF.... Have so far ranted to Amazon, LittleLife and actual company, who were quick to offer a full return and postage, I fucking bet they are, I wouldn't want the evidence hanging around either, cNUTS. Rant over. I still want to fucking kill them though, bastards

OP posts:
blackoutthesun · 12/10/2011 18:47

wow thats a bit extreme!

travellingwilbury · 12/10/2011 18:47
Wine
Ilovedaintynuts · 12/10/2011 18:47

Gosh, take a chill pill, as my 14 year old would say.

AnotherJaffaCake · 12/10/2011 18:48

Anything wrong with good old-fashioned reins? They work for DS.

FeelMyWraith · 12/10/2011 18:50

YABU. It's 'rip off their fucking heads' as opposed to 'rip their fucking heads off' but don't let syntax get in the way of your anger issues.

ScaredBear · 12/10/2011 18:50

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LydiaWickham · 12/10/2011 18:50

Boots sell very good reins for £7.

shaketheshame · 12/10/2011 18:53

Ohh does someone has her periods coming by any chance Smile

squeakytoy · 12/10/2011 18:53

so did it actually snap, and did she run off?

SauvignonBlanche · 12/10/2011 18:55

YABU and perhaps over reacting slightly. Hmm

Hungrydragon · 12/10/2011 18:56

I assume your dd is ok and has not killed herself, was she ok?

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 12/10/2011 18:57

I'd just like to calmly suggest.... "And breathe....."

activate · 12/10/2011 18:57

you bought something unsuitable

you've been offered a full refund

and you're foul mouthed and extremely ragey

hormones?

donnie · 12/10/2011 18:57

thee good thing about buying through amazon is that you can leave reviews and product feedback.

Just don't copy/paste this original posting!

zookeeper · 12/10/2011 18:57

were you holding her from the traffic by the backpack or something? Don't get it

zookeeper · 12/10/2011 18:58

wtf is a littlelife backpack???

Proudnreallyveryscary · 12/10/2011 18:58

You have issues

2wwmadness · 12/10/2011 18:58

Tbh, I'd run away from you, you sound a bit on edge.

banana87 · 12/10/2011 18:59

Cool the language man.

Fo0ffyShmooffer · 12/10/2011 19:00

YABU.

YWNBU to be bog standard annoyed.

Did you're DC get loose?

zookeeper · 12/10/2011 19:00

can somebody explain this thread to me? Please?

Fo0ffyShmooffer · 12/10/2011 19:00

Your

DerridasDerriere · 12/10/2011 19:01

I find your heading really offputting.

In fact, for putting such obsence fith in a heading, you should be spoonfed spit by a gold spoon, tied up to a chair.

travellingwilbury · 12/10/2011 19:02

tinysock is your dd ok ?

Have you had any wine yet ?

It may help .

bumbleymummy · 12/10/2011 19:02

We've never had problems with our littlelife backpack. We love it. Which one did you get? Ours doesn't seem flimsy at all. In fact, I would say it is sturdier than many reins I've seen. I would never just hold them by the backpack/lead though. I tend to wear the strap round my wrist attached to the backpack but hold their hand so the reins are a backup in case he let's go and runs.

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