It's my birthday tomorrow. It's been a bit of a rough year and I was looking forward to feeling a bit special for a day.
Dh has just said that he needs to go into work extra early in the morning before me and the dc get up. I said maybe he could give me his card and present tonight and he replied that he thought I wouldn't be bothered this year and so he hasn't got me anything! Not even a cheap bunch of flowers 
He then went out to get petrol and came back with a card he'd bought at the petrol station! It's got a rude joke on the front. >