to take a photo of DP's shocking parking and post it on FB tagged with his name

[LisasCat]

Because it was my car he borrowed, and left it so far from the curb it looks like it's been abandoned at the end of a police chase, and I don't want the neighbours to think I'm the one who can't park for shite?

(I dread to think how many of DD's school friends walked past it this morning, with their mothers shaking their heads in disbelief. It lowers the tone of the neighbourhood, don't you know!)

You need to do this

YABVU

Take him to task for the parking by all means. But I would be furious if someone posted something about me on FB without my permission.

So you want to humiliate him on FB

Ha, if you think he has a sense of humour then go ahead! But not everyone does ^ so you decide, you know him best!

But 5foot5 are you the kind of person who doesn't like other people tagging you in a photo? Because if so, then you clearly have a different attitude to FB than me (and him). We quite often name each other in posts, and yes, sometimes they are taking the piss out of the other. But all our friends know we're joking, and both profiles are set to high security, so only frineds can see them.

itsjustaflashwound i think this is less humilating for him, than everyone round here thinking I'm the one who parked like a numpty.

I'm crap at parking. I'd be highly amused if my DH posted an example on fab. :o

Ask if he would like you to book him a cab to the kerb next time he borrows it.