To ask what words make your teeth itch?

[scruffybird]

Or sayings?

Mine are:
bolt hole
bespoke
Bless

Oh I agree about moreish

Oooh good question.

Sorry, OP, but "make your teeth itch" is one that I reall hate.

Also:

• I'm liking (if ever there was a phrase that indicated you have no knowledge of grammar, this is it)
• Enjoy (that puts me off my dinner if a waiter says that)
• Lil (reminds me of the early chatrooms for some reason)
• Moist (disgusting word)

Nom, nom, nom - I hate it and it makes me want to punch something (usually the person that has used it)

Moist

LMAO

I am sure there are many, many more.

Oh and when people say "OMG" or "LOL."

Twinge
Gutted

Devastated (when used about something more trivial than, say, a death)
Hopefully (when used to mean "I hope" instead of "in a manner full of hope")
Pedant (when directed at me)

Onus
Pithy
Ickle
Nippy
Pokey
Pooey Nappy

and most of the ones mentioned already.

awesome, bonzer, wicked 'well' instead of very or really (well annoys me)
man-shape, OMG, and 'you know what?....' before being told something (I think Posh Spice uses this affectation.) Drives me bloody mad.

Oh yes, manshape is awful. Sorry, I know why it's used, but it's really, really awful.

Fanny.

Forgot, I also hate

"His Nibs"

Babs (used for babies or for people called Barbara)

Tog (for quilts and duvets etc)

Thanking you

Hun or Chick or (worst of the worst) Shugs

Anyone calling a magazine a book. Especially my IL's calling the TV guide from the newspaper the "telly book"

I forgot some.

Chillaxin' - SIL puts this as her facebook status a lot.

Bored.com/drunk.com/tired.com etc - also favourites of SIL's.

Fecund

For me its;
Criminality (or any other word ith -ality at the end made up by polititians)
gusset
Poo, stool or faeces (its poop in our house, I dont care how much the nurse at the docs laughs at me)
Hun/hon (especially when I dont know them)
And technically not a word but I HATE when people put kisses at the end of posts or statuses (ie: Burt Reynolds is having a nice cuppa xxxxxx) Fuck you, and fuck your kisses.

Oh god, yes, when people say how they're feeling with '.com' at the end. What? Just... what??

"close of play"

Guesstimate
coil
basically this basically that

meal as in 'going out for a meal'
chillax
babbie instead of baby
matinee (makes me feel sick and embarrassed, that one)
fanjo (sorry, know it's an MN one but it makes me cringe)
portion

TakeThisOne, I am WITH you on people calling magazines books! I have only ever heard it from members of my family from the West Midlands. Is it the same for you?

Can teeth itch?

Slack(MIL uses it to describe her bowel movements )
Sarnie

And I loathe loathe loathe text speak from grown women, especially on here and on Facebook, there is just no need for it! Acronyms yes, text speak nooooooo.

Oh and "a coffee" instead of "a cup of coffee" grrrrr

"making teeth itch" is my most hated experssion after 'mumpreneur" and "mummyblogger" and "yummymummy" and "slummy mummy". Oh, and WAG.

There's a theme there isn't there

Have we had arks yet? As in "I arksed him to do it" Grrrrrrrrrrr

"Minge"
"Shocking pink"