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To be appalled by the bad language used on this forum

566 replies

moomoo44 · 06/10/2011 18:11

I know I will probably be shot down as I am a newbie on here but I recently found this site whilst searching for something and found the AIBU threads very interesting. I find it intriguing how different people react to the same situation and it really makes you realise that we are not all the same, and the world is better for it.

What I have found so appalling though is the frequent use of swearing throughout these posts. I have been truly shocked by this as it is a forum used mainly by parents. Is this the example to set children?

There is something about swearing in writing which makes it so much worse than in conversation, although that is not nice either. It seems so much more deliberate in writing.

When did it become acceptable to use such language unnecessarily and excessively just for effect?

OP posts:
BOOareHaunting · 06/10/2011 21:40

slightlymad

words below and sorry Blush I couldn't resist. (tooth abcess and need distraction atm)

I believe the children are our future
teach them well and they will swear OK
show them all the beauty of the words like -cunt!

Give them a sense of pride, to make it easier
let the children's language, remind us how it really should be

Everybodies searching for a fucker
people need someone to look up to
I never found anyone who could swear like me
A lonely place to be, so I learned to depend on me

I decided long ago, never to swear in anyone's earshot
if I fail, if I succeed, at least I'll say what I believe
no matter what they say about me
They can't take away my dignity

Because the greatest words of all
are happening right here
I found the greatest words of all
inside mumsnet

The greatest words of all
are easy to acheive
learning to use them all
is the gre -et- test love of all.

VeryLittleGraveEaters · 06/10/2011 21:40

Zombiesockpuppet...

I heard that if you say her name five times the thread implodes in a puff of smoke

BOOareHaunting · 06/10/2011 21:42

hobnobsaremyfave Thu 06-Oct-11 21:29:58
boo I think you mean sockpuppet not wanksock

Wink Grin

But that would be troll hunting and against them rules!

VeryLittleGraveEaters · 06/10/2011 21:43

Throws Thanks

Encore! Encore!

slightlymad72 · 06/10/2011 21:43

Thank you! Please stop though my gusset is soggy. Pelvic Floors not what they use to be

ScarahStratton · 06/10/2011 21:44

This country would work if it were run by Mumsnetters.

chibi · 06/10/2011 21:44

MENTULLAM CACO !

thefirstMrsDeVere · 06/10/2011 21:44

My three year old is WAY more mature than me. He is always giving me sideways glances.

Ackshully people do call their children cunts and bitches round here. It takes some getting used to. I dont like it but it is done in this weird casual way with no malice behind it at all. Ideally I would like it to go away but it wont and the kids dont seem to mind at all.
S'life innit.

GeeinItLaldy · 06/10/2011 21:45

Beautiful, Boo...gets me right here

5inthebed · 06/10/2011 21:47

God you lot are hilarious!

arse arse/cous cous, both taste about the same anyway.

manicbmc · 06/10/2011 21:49

Only read the first page. Fucking hilarious. Grin

slightlymad72 · 06/10/2011 21:50

5inthebed should we ask you how you know or should we just leave it as it is?

ScarahStratton · 06/10/2011 21:50

Podex perfectus es

BOOareHaunting · 06/10/2011 21:51

slightly I'd leave it.

VajazzleMyBroomstick · 06/10/2011 21:53

I like cous cous, have yet to try arsehole though.

slightlymad72 · 06/10/2011 21:55

I suppose, just like cous cous, if you rub in a little mint, drizzle of olive oil, maybe a pinch or two of spice you could make arsehole quite palatable.

GeeinItLaldy · 06/10/2011 21:56

I've eaten MiL's sunday roast. I imagine arsehole can't be much worse than that.

ScarahStratton · 06/10/2011 21:56
Confused

Can we get back to being sweary and immature now? Please Thanks

VajazzleMyBroomstick · 06/10/2011 21:57

Mmm im not sure DP would enjoy minted arsehole drizzled in oil for his dinner tommorow.

ThePrincessRoyalFiggyrolls · 06/10/2011 21:57

ffs, I have been trying to get a thread that goes for more than 3 pages and here a a newbie with a 7 pager?

I am going to name change and come back with an "I hate swearing" thread. That'll learn me Angry

BOOareHaunting · 06/10/2011 21:58

No scarah you fucker we can't so ner ner nanner ner. Wink

slightlymad72 · 06/10/2011 21:58
scottishmummy · 06/10/2011 22:00

yes swearing online is fucking purposeful,pleasurable and no i dont swear in front of children.but like a guid swearie word to strangers.so dont sweat the words on a screen

spiderslegs · 06/10/2011 22:01

Ahh - you is all hietque turpis inter aridas natis podex

I think MooMo (who hell yoo yoo) You would have to travel a long way to hear such good Latin swearyness.

QED.

VajazzleMyBroomstick · 06/10/2011 22:03

an anus yawning between arrid buttocks??????? Shock