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To still not believe this girl is only 16

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RhinoKey · 03/10/2011 20:18

or that her breasts are real

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BackwardsInHighHeels · 03/10/2011 22:04

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I used to like him as an actor but those photos are just creepy and wrong? shudder

EricNorthmansMistress · 03/10/2011 22:16

The article says they are whoring pitching around their idea for a reality show. The whole thing is a desperate stunt IMO by a washed up actor and a wannabe porn star hollywood starlet. They have stated she is 16 to get the speculation and moral outrage going, combined with the tittilation and perv factor it seems to be working pretty well. They may be fucking but they are not a genuine couple and she is not 17. Those two things are just not true. Whole thing is too post-modern 21st century cynical exploitation to be believed. Yuk.

fatlazymummy · 03/10/2011 22:18

I expect she wants to look like that for the same reasons that Katie Price wants to look the way she does. To get attention, media coverage and to build a career out of it.

PacificDogwood · 03/10/2011 22:24

Oh, I appreciate this kind of look is marketable.

It just pissess me off saddens me that 'older man gone to seed pawing barely legal girl who looks like an always up for it porn star' is marketable in our society.

Pan · 03/10/2011 22:31

Another peice of fantastische investigative journalism on behalf of the Great British Public. Excellente.

lisad123 · 03/10/2011 22:35

Mine did look like that at 17 Blush amazing what a good underwire can do! I was often td mine were fake, in fact bullies at school called me tissue tits because they thought I stuffed my bra Sad

TryLikingClarity · 03/10/2011 22:35

TLC rubs eyes after reading that DM article<

Some things just can't be unseen.

I have no clue who either of these people are, but those pics are just ming. So posed, fake affection and desperate for attention.

When I saw her I thought a few things:
a) she looks like a woman who wants to be a body builder and takes steroids.
b) she has had some serious cosmetic surgery done, and yes her body might be 17, but it isn't actually her real body.
c) she is actually a bloke.

No way is she 17. At all, no way.

JaneFonda · 03/10/2011 22:37

I find this all really, really strange. She does act like a 17 year old though, albeit one who is trying incredibly hard to look sexy...and failing.

mippy · 03/10/2011 22:38

I really want to give her a bikini that fits her properly. it's making my breast tissue hurt just looking at the one that has the underwiring practically at nipple height.

ThePrincessRoyalFiggyrolls · 03/10/2011 22:38

Its the white marks below the fake tanned boobs that made me giggle.

FabbyChic · 03/10/2011 22:41

Her boobs could be real mine look like that in a push up bra.

She is too skinny.

She could be 17 in one of the pics her face looks young.

YOung girls can and do look older these days.

Fake tans have a lot to answer for hers looks shitamuss.

Jude89 · 03/10/2011 22:43

ugly shoes too...

TastesLikePanda · 03/10/2011 22:43

Just asked DH and BFF(male) - they both said 'Fifties'

17 my knob...

TryLikingClarity · 03/10/2011 22:46

Jane thanks for that link, I was LMFAO at it, and some of the You Tube comments are funny too.

It is all very very very odd.

seeker · 03/10/2011 22:49

"oblivious to the rest of the world" yeah, right.

seeker · 03/10/2011 22:50

If she is 16 then they are some of the saddest pictures I've seen. Sheer exploitation.

Alibabaandthe80nappies · 03/10/2011 22:51

It is the shoes I object to the most, they are fucking vile and look ridiculous. Doesn't she realise how idiotic she looks?

The whole thing is creepy and horrid - that first photo, her face and her body look as if they are photoshopped onto each other.

OhMyGolly · 03/10/2011 22:57

I don't think it's the boobs that make her look fake, just google imaged her and I have never seen a 16/17 yo with a Deirdre neck, really I cannot imagine that she is so young.

Look at <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=courtney+stodden&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1366&bih=665&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=EEbYSurptMWXIM:&imgrefurl=www.pinkperfume.net/courtney-stodden.html&docid=_M3lTuHYKN7RhM&w=206&h=252&ei=yy6KTp7iH7OY1AW0jPHeDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=494&vpy=290&dur=49&hovh=201&hovw=164&tx=94&ty=126&page=5&tbnh=134&tbnw=111&start=85&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:85" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this no goddamn way is she 17.

RhinoKey · 03/10/2011 22:58

Delectable drink
Shock
Boak!

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Pan · 03/10/2011 23:00

not even the dog believes it

TheSmallClanger · 03/10/2011 23:00

She looks very desparate and sad, and also unhealthy. I saw an interview with her on Youtube and she appeared to be on something pretty hardcore.

I really hope this is a setup for a crappy reality show and that she is really an actress.

AnnieLobeseder · 03/10/2011 23:02

She looks emaciated, fake and plastic. Who the fuck are they and why should we care?

Yuk.

RhinoKey · 03/10/2011 23:03
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emmam25 · 03/10/2011 23:03

lmao... just asked my OH and he said 45! Not what I would have wanted people to say about me when I was 17! At that age I did have big boobs on a skinny frame but even then they didn't actually defy the laws of physics, real breast tissue is quite heavy and that bikini top is clearly not providing any support. What infuriates me is not that she's had them done but that she is trying to put about the myth that she has a "natural" body, thus making other young girls feel inadequate. Very wrong on every level.

MissPenteuth · 03/10/2011 23:05

I couldn't care how old she is, but those staged photos are just icky.

I am tempted to spray-paint a six pack on myself the next time I'm on the beach though Grin

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