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To still not believe this girl is only 16

178 replies

RhinoKey · 03/10/2011 20:18

or that her breasts are real

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PureBloodMuggle · 03/10/2011 20:45

Her husband is 4 years older that her dad, he's a tiger in bed (according to the truth-teller the daily mail) AND she can stay aroused for 24 hours straight.

It's a bit like a car crash this. I can't help looking.

ginmakesitallok · 03/10/2011 20:49

pureblood - is aroused the same as awake? Cause I can do that too - no wait a minute - I can't.

purplepidjinawoollytangle · 03/10/2011 20:50

DP says face and arms make her look about 50, the boobs are fake and "the whole thing's been airbrushed to fuck". Then he muttered something about abs not being that shape...

Apparently she has a nice arse though Hmm

ScarahStratton · 03/10/2011 20:50
GossipWitch · 03/10/2011 20:53

even my really hard post breastfeeding boobs at a 34 hh weren't that shape!!!! fake boobs fake age!!!

PureBloodMuggle · 03/10/2011 20:54

Now (told you I could stop looking) these are examples of some of her tweets;

"Celebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! ;-)"

"Gratifying our glorious Lord for all of the beauty that He continuously blesses each and every one of us with. Thank you, Jesus! XO?s ;-x"

"Had such a Thirsty-Thursday; I just might have Doug moisten my mouth tonight with his delectable drink? Mmm? Now that?s tempting? ;-)"

Need. To. Stop. So. Confused.

Firawla · 03/10/2011 20:56

she looks about 40 no way is she 16

BsshBossh · 03/10/2011 20:56

That much fake tan and make up makes most people look much older than they are, IME. The fake boobs too...

Oakmaiden · 03/10/2011 20:57

Ewwww... that is just so wrong purebloodmuggle

manicbmc · 03/10/2011 20:59

She's at least 30. And he is a sicko.

KaraStarbuckThrace · 03/10/2011 21:01

DH thought she was in her 50's!!|

EcoLady · 03/10/2011 21:01

The picture before the pool ones is interesting - look at how her boob is loose inside that bikini top (that does not fit). Makes me wonder if the boobs are boosted by the poorly fitting top and/or chicken fillets.

She's going to look very odd when she is 30!

AisforAcorn · 03/10/2011 21:03

Oh god...delectable drink.

TalkinPeace2 · 03/10/2011 21:04

knees
wrists
ankles
the joints that keep changing shape as you age
35 if she's a day
the boobs are younger
but the fake tan sweated off where her shoes had been
and what HAS she had done to the sides of her ab muscles
ROTFLMAOPMPL

StellaAndFries · 03/10/2011 21:07

I always try to be liberal about age gaps after all there is 18 years between me and dp but all of the photos I've seen of this couple smack of desperation and seediness.

The tan, tits and open mouth snogging make me want to vom.

OneHandFlapping · 03/10/2011 21:11

The porno pose, vadge all but on display is very tacky. I'm surprised the Dm printed that one.

whackamole · 03/10/2011 21:14

I don't even have to look at the pic to know what you are talking about!

17 my arse.

ArtVandelay · 03/10/2011 21:18

Onehand thats for all the respectable, huffing, red-faced, beige car coat wearing DM readers - they must love a bit of teen vadge Hmm

dutchyoriginal · 03/10/2011 21:19

Is it just me or has anybody else also trouble connecting the "she's a good Christian girl"-quote to these hard soft porn photos?

Splinters · 03/10/2011 21:20

For the self-righteous, self appointed guardian of middle England's (whatever that is) moral sensibilities, the Daily Mail is astonishingly keen on this kind of nonsense. I find this kind of journalism way more creepy than any of the individuals involved.

wonkylegs · 03/10/2011 21:20

I had pert and large boobs prior to DS (still large not so pert Sad) on a small skinny size 6 frame and they never looked like that even when shoehorned into a bikini.
I'm pretty sure hers aren't real, or if they are she fell on a helium pump so gravity has a helping hand.
Unfortunately her face looks old whilst her body is almost definitely teenage - she's Gonna have to be careful that she doesn't look old and haggard crap by 30!

dutchyoriginal · 03/10/2011 21:48

Just asked DH what he thought: "It's a bloke and he's 35" :0

dozyrosie · 03/10/2011 21:53

Is she bollocks 17. No way am I 10 years older than that haggard orange slapper.

laptopdancer · 03/10/2011 21:56

I have no problem with the age gap but dont understajd why they feel the need to lie about her age

PacificDogwood · 03/10/2011 21:58

She is 17.

Her boobs are real.

And I too always wear 5in stilettos to the beach.

Hmm

And who is he?
Really creepy and sad. Even if she is 30
Why would anybody want to look like that?
Sad

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