AIBU to want a new husband and kick this one out

[Kayano]

Because he bought the cheap Jaffa cakes? Not just that, he says they taste exactly the same.

Errrr no?
Real Jaffa cakes have a sponger base and not one that is seemingly made from bricks...

Grrr

Ps, I have no issue with buying shop brands, Asda being my face but a DH should know not to mess withthe Jaffa cakes!

My only pregnancy craving = ruined

YANBU. Leave the bastard.

YABU to eat Jaffa Cakes. Yuck.

LTB! (=Leave the bastard.)

Though, to be honest, I've never been able to tell the difference either.

I buy cheap Jaffa cakes

YANBU. LTB.

Want to swap him for mine who has recently started slurping hot drinks? He did not slurp them when I married him, so why has he started now??

YABU Jaffa cakes are not for eating on account they are vile.

What you must do is painstakingly remove all sponge and chocolate until you are left with a orange sticky disc. You must then lob this at the ceiling and watch is stick. It is most satisfying. And will show dh exactly what you think of his inferior confectionery.

i prefer cheep jaffa cakes

but while yo uare pregnant and craving your dh should know exactly what you want and not try and save money!

I was raised in a local newsagents/ sweet shop so I am very fussy with sweets and can always tell the difference. I has a sad

Addicted - are they special ones made with canaries?

Definitely LTB.

Allgoodnamesgone, I'll swap you your tea slurper for my DH who drove around for ages this morning looking for a 'drive in' parking space because he can't fucking reverse park. How the hell did he pass his test? I might add we had a car-hating, screaming 16wo in the back which was just doing wonders for my stress levels as we drove past hundreds of perfectly good spaces.

I am also craving a salt and vinegar Crisp sandwich and I have some very soft bread buns that I can have instead.

I might as well eat this crap stuff now as going back to the healthier eating once this LO arrives

sorry my spelling is awful, and pregnancy seems to make it worse!

Buy your own jaffa cakes and hide them. Tell him to eat the muck he bought.

Asda is your face? Is Tesco your hair?