to hope that when I pop into MN tomorrow night there will be a glorious stream of consciousness thread of some sort?

[Salmotrutta]

You know, one of those really funny ones?
About spilt coffee and bikers/dead wasps and wine stains/lost marbles?

.....

. . . marbled my losses and the dead was wasp and the coffee was spilt and yes I said yes yes yes.

Oh - and I'd be glad if someone PM'd me should such a thread start to kick off after a not-very-promising start!

....

That's a very accurate prediction Sal, have you got you need to get off your chest?

Got a friend called Sharon?

Precisely Andrew - you get it.

I don't think it's bad form, people are always railing against/missing like mad Gabbylogon.

Some posters just stand out.

It's a visceral wish Agent ZigZag - I covet the idea of a friend called Sharon.
But sadly I'm not from Essex .......

....... joking!!!

See, I always miss the threads that get hilarious, then only find them when they are 100 pages long

Of course you're joking my arse nobody could ever think you'd say such a thing Sal especially as you keep wearing your white belt and stilletos so private

You need to put the MN hours in to catch the decent threads.

I don't, and it t'ain't right.

If there's one Salmo I shall PM you.

Thanks Rock - I love a nutty thread!!

A random sharon thread...would madam like a side order of duck fucking with it?

I put in the MN hours and I always miss some of them :(

Or I read the beginning, but it gets deleted when I'm not looking!!

Never mind ducks:
.... apparently there is a spider the size of my hand living in DS's bedroom

.... he told me spotted it whilst on the phone, blah, blah, blah ... BUT the story did not end with "Then I beat it to death with a shoe"

.... it ended with "It ran behind something"

Dont forget to clean the wine from the carpet!

And up the freshly painted wall

Actually - I have splattered many a spider up a wall.

But, see, I have to go to bed now

Work tomorrow - but then hols for a bit (Scottish Tattie Holidays)

WTF is a Scottish Tattie Holiday?

Some kind of tatie picking sport they've devised to get people to pay for the privilege of digging up their spuds?

All credit to them if it is

OO How come Scots tatties are ready before northern english taties? We're not off until the 20th for tatie picking week :( pouts peeved

I know exactly what you mean, I used to go tatie picking when I was 9/10 and get £16 a day!

Yes, £16

I was fucking loaded

I'm keeping my eye out for your the weirdy thread.

Hahaha at "weirdy thread" ...

I wish I had the imagination to start one! But sadly I'm too boring.

Mind you, some of the most innocuous threads can turn into real belters!