to fancy Spencer from 'Made in Chelsea'?

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He does strange things to me. Tell me I'm not alone!

Millie is gorgeous though. I am going to have her figure one day.

I just want their money

I still haven't figured if Francis is a comic genius who has created a character of almost pythonesque brilliance, sending up every single characteristic of the nob classes in one unbelievable package....

or whether he is just, well, a complete nob.

Anyone actually know the chap?

I think he is just a little...disconnected

Such a shame he loves Condom Head, although why I am surprised when he's a sodding diamond merchant I can't imagine

Its Gabriella, Ollies ex that I don't get. Seriously is she so desperate for fame that she has agreed to be the programme nutter?

Producer:" Hey Gabs, plot line for this series is that Olls is going to break up with you on tv get a new girlfriend and make a complete fool of you and then you are going to act really desperate and nutty, you know the kind of desperation that makes chaps run a mile?"

Gabs: "Yah, how much air time for me? 10 minutes in each episode? no probs".

.

And whats with her teeth? with her kind of money thats the first thing I would have got sorted.

yes, poor poor Gabs with her Olly lookalikes

"Me and DH practise speaking like her when watching - speaking in vehr posh voice without opening mouth properly and looking bored."

I am out on the town for the first time in five years this weekend. Think I might do this, see if I pull .

Why is it, when they finish conversations (awkward or not) they stay there saying nothing for ages ?

Yes ,the Gabby one is a nut!

yy, they stare at each other trying not to laugh

There are a lot of those awkward silences. Ollie cracks me up! I'll never forget his ski wear in the last series. Class.

Who is the new girl - Gabbalicious? She seems to be pally with the axis of evil that is Mark-Francis and Amber. That cannot be her real name, but I so hope it is.

I'd want to be in Binky and Cheska's gang. They're the only ones who actually look like they have a laugh.

Agree that Agnes is much missed. She was like something out of a bad porn flick. "Franceeees, I theenk ve vill enjoy vorking togezza..." Cue hair flick, pout and, yes obligatory awkward silence.

Millie when she was in Cannes trying to look seductive whilst pissed was funny. As was the resulting expressionless snog with Hugo

the axis of evil that is Mark-Francis and Amber.

Yes, where has Gabbalicious come from? And why does the odd bikini woman exquisite cake look like a skull?

Akaemma - please practise in front of a mirror. And perfect your hair swish.

And what about poor Binky, Spence told Weez he'd rather be with her.

Caggie has the best soulful stare

I loved 'exquisite cake'

The phrase, not the character - she seems dull as fuck and not actually that pretty.

DH went to bed in a huff at how shallow it all is and when I shouted up that Caggie was back he came running downstairs.

Yes how they mangled their bakery metaphors

I do hope Vaggie sings again

Caggie..

Mark-Francis is hilarious he is so good-bad. I adore him. Dh cracks up too.

Even I felt grateful Caggie was back. Like a fresh breeze back in town.

I love Mark-Francis when he speaks Italian to his housekeeper, the poor dowdy woman who does nowt but pour champs.

This thread is hilarious and confirms everything I think about this TV show.

My favourites are the out-of-place ones.

Rosie, with her massive forehead and Cheska who appears to be 10 years older than the others and much horsier.

Oh I am glad I found this thread! I don't think YABU - i don't want to fancy spencer, but I sort of do (although the shaved chest is bad - a real man has chest hair)

Who is gabbalicious? And is that even a real name?
Mark-Francis is comedy gold - love the way he switches language to talk to his staff and has them rustle up tiny portions of food for all his friends!

Skull bikini woman looks like she is looking down on everyone all the time - and where has she sprung up from? Also - how can you choose models when your collection still seems to be at the line drawing stage?

And ollie and Chloe do not look right together. Although he and gabs were a bit matchy. And don't even get me started other pop career...

I feel better now all that's off my chest.