to think IPOAT gels will never marry well if they continue to be so fast?

[CaptainHornblower]

There may well be a place of Contrition and Remorse for the FBs among us and loathe as I am to deny anyone the chance to see the Error of their ways, I admit my inclination at the moment is to kill first and shed a small tear after.

Then reload.

Yes, shoot the fucker I fear the love will never reach the troubled souls of some unfortunates.

Yeah all right. Fuck it. Ready, take aim, one two three...

Do it again, do it again..!

Rubbish should be pushed into the airlock and out into deep space, it says so in the manual, ask Rimmer.

I am here on the planet of pasties. On hols it's going to bloody rain a lot. Never mind I shall spend my time on mind improving pursuits. Watch out for those Clingons on the starboard bow.

Ground control to..... Well anyone really.

I was making some tea this morning and I positively overcome with the urge to find you all and check in and see you are all OK. I haven't even clicked on MN for months so I apologise now if I have missed any news. I hope all is fab and good with you all and your lovely DC's.

Faints clean away at Gibbs appearance in the transporter room. Greetings to you beribboned one, you have been much missed. As you will see we are having a space adventure, but everyone has de materialised to some half term planet. I am here refreshing my kidneys.
do join me on the holodeck for a tisane or two.

Mini! lovely to see you! And on a starship too! How wonderful! To an old sci fi gaming geek like me it's sounds splendid!

Just don't dress me in a red shirt.

You'll have to visit the onboard wardrobe department. There's the Princess Laya look, the green slime vogon outfit, stormtrooper, of course, and the Borg
Uniform for those without lumps.

Beri!

Tip top to see you.

How are you? Are you staying around?

Oh pleeeeease do..

Hulls! Good to see you :D It's really weird I haven't missed MN one bit but I yesterday I could not stop thinking of you all and hoping life was treating you all well I just had to come on here to see how you all are. I was so happy to see an active IPOAT thread!

I will absolutely stick around to catch up with you all

All well and good here How are you all?

As you can see, my love of many an exclamation mark and emoticon has not waned.

Gibbon!

I am on holiday in ** so cannot do much internetting, so you must promise to hang around for at least a couple of weeks!

The weather here remains . We have done lots of and tomrrow we plan to visit .

[hgrin]

yy no timn no arf term time...

no go Beri.

Have a lovely holiday widow!

Are there many men on this spaceship? If I am to stay I want there to be at least one husband in the wings.

Greetings oh famed Gibbon! Alas most of the men are holograms and any with husband potential seem to have taken up residence in the other ladies' cabins. Perhaps they are all brushing up on their intergalactic communication?

I saw him in the mess earlier. He appears to have a strange dress fetish though. Might hinder talk at the breakfast table.

If we are to bring peace to the galaxy we must spread the skill of tatting.So i endorse these new classes.'Tatting with more than two thumbs' and 'Tatting for tentacles'. The gels are getting restless, we must reprogram the robot to find suitable species husbands.

So, dear Gibbon.

You will see that this end we have garnered dear Misses Mini and Fids, and oft Miss Sybil and even Miss Belle join us for a lightly toasted flight of fancy.

But enough of us...What news?

"Tatting for tentacles"

"Embroidery for the Eight-eyed"

"Poultice-making for the Pustule-encrusted"

"Crinolines for Cyclops"

"Cover your third arm with a delicate shawl"

"Pamphlet translation - please note Kyxblons are No Longer Welcome in these classes"

Kyxblons. Fi miss Fids. That's speciesist talk that is. Otherwise I commend your inventive ideas for the big intergalactic society.
Pulls up a pouff-like life form to hear Gibbsi's news.< please note I am mistress, mistress Hully. Having set aside my Countess title, to mingle more readily among thehoypaloy madams and gels.

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Oh, sorry, looks like the intergalactic translator's on the blink again. I do wish Cook would stay out of Engineering. The kitchen staff has locked her out of the galley again.

Wearied by squabbles among the staff, I'm off for my classes with Captain Jean-Luc He has a way with a control panel that is truly out of this world.

I'm so sorry I have been a little absent of late. I have been ona hitherto undiscovered planet creating a new Madame Race. It's been most demanding.

OK, I'm slightly freaked out by this thread. Are you all on drugs?

yes, otherwise we'd never survive in all the different atmospheres and time pockets.