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to think IPOAT gels will never marry well if they continue to be so fast?

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CaptainHornblower · 28/09/2011 18:15

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Fiderer · 18/10/2011 16:54

Bloody hate daleks. And cybermen. All Bad Eggs.
Yes I know but look at his time-travel-thingy.

minimammoth · 18/10/2011 20:14

I think I am much more the douglas adams kind of space traveller, in my DG with a cup of tea. Little finger aloft.< its a universal symbol of peace> I wonder if there is a planet omewhere made entirely of bread poultice.

Fiderer · 19/10/2011 09:56

We could meet up here.

These are the coordinates for the gels who have made alternative travel arrangements. We could meet in the bar on the 42th floor.

Cook is travelling with her relatives so I have full use of the galley to brew prepare the tisanes.

Pack the universal translator!

minimammoth · 19/10/2011 17:02

We can send cook to the holodeck when we arrive, she can then explore the cuisine of.........well Borneo perhaps.

Hullygully · 19/10/2011 17:39
Fiderer · 19/10/2011 18:58

Fear not Hully, Mini has reminded me we have a holodeck where you can recreate the world of your dreams till we return to IPOAT HAll.
Tatting, voyaging, tangoing, world domination - no need to struggle.

I'm not leaving my seventh dimension till I've been Chakotayed

Fourthdimensionallizard · 19/10/2011 20:30

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minimammoth · 19/10/2011 20:36

I think it is probably constantly upgraded, you get touch, smell, sounds and lubrication supersensory settings now.

DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 19/10/2011 20:55

where did I leave my nanolaser? some random gauchos, wrest from their real time, are on the rampage in the officers canteen. Its a massacre, I say, a massacre.

minimammoth · 19/10/2011 21:19

My god those poor gauchos, has cook been let loose in the canteen . She will be looking for fresh meat for her new casserole.

DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 19/10/2011 22:36

Chakotay is lush. Official.

Hullygully · 19/10/2011 23:02
minimammoth · 19/10/2011 23:57

Song for Hully
Oo Oo ooooo Oo . Ah Oo Oo oooooo.you have to imagine the uppy downy bits.

Hullygully · 20/10/2011 09:47

I just met myself yesterday! I was enchanting, such elfin beauty and delicate yet piercing wit! Such insights and dazzling bon mots. I must away to meet more of myselves

Jins · 20/10/2011 10:10

I appear to be magnetic. It's very inconvenient.

I wish we just just wear ordinary clothes

Hullygully · 20/10/2011 10:12

Oh how lovely to mee you Baby Hully! My you are bonny, and what? You speak seven languages at just six months! And you have disproved the theory of relativity which is why we are meeting right now?

My, you are truly Gifted and Talented.

minimammoth · 20/10/2011 15:46

Ah such is the amazingness of the multiverse. I am trying to get to grips with string theory in the hope that it will improve my tatting

Hullygully · 20/10/2011 15:53

There should be 11 I believe, Mini, you can tatt your own universe.

I am shortly to meet my first boyfriend and punch him in the schnozz.

sybilvimes · 20/10/2011 16:03

Have been having a wonderful time on my voyage here. Captain Solo and I stopped off on a little planet he knows and had a fantastic party with a few teddy bear friends of it. It was amazing, although I did find the outfit he chose for me a little draughty

minimammoth · 20/10/2011 16:33

pangalactic gargleblasters on the holodeck at 5. < they may have a possety look to them>

minimammoth · 20/10/2011 16:34

Careful with that punch Hully you could change the whole time-space continuum.

minimammoth · 20/10/2011 16:36

we would all disappear up ur own bottomsinto our own navels.

sybilvimes · 20/10/2011 16:36

Do we need to dress up? (or in my case, put clothes on)

They do look very colourful I think it there are lots of gin herbs involved?

Hullygully · 20/10/2011 16:39

This is me, thinking about the problems of world peace and the energy crisis.

sybilvimes · 20/10/2011 16:40

I take it there is lots of gin herbs involved.

Bloody hell they are strong. I only had to look at them and I was slurring my words.