to be terrified of seeing..

[Chrononaut]

Penis??

I cant look at them without getting a bit freaked out or laughing (poor, poor DH)

please tell me im not alone! i know this is a strange thread but i had to get it off my chest.

What was it doing on your chest?

worra

How many are you seeing?

snigger

tis my own fault for not reading that last sentence through :p

even so

they're so ugly looking and.. dangley...shudders

well, now and then like on tv or sth.

its not like i have penises flying round my house or anything! or one on my chest for that matter ;)

its when theyre partcularly veiny i think ewwwwww

Perhaps if you stopped laughing it wouldn't look so, ahem, dangly.

If you're DH's dingle is dangling, perhaps you have more problems than you thought?

Depends who really. I'd be scared to see Rupert Murdoch's or George Osbourne's even Terry Wogan's. Not, however, David Tennant's or Philip Glenister's....

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Penis singular or penis plural?
Penis flaccid or penis erect?
Penis foreskinned or penis bald?
Penis short, pink and boingy or penis long, grey and elephant trunk-like?
Penis jolly or penis miserable?

its the balls that dangle! and then the hosey bit, and all the saggy skin

ewwwwwwww!

i know im completely childish but i cant help it :P
also veiny ones are horrible too

i recall one bf of mine dropped his kegs before we were to dtd, and i burst into hysterics. needless to say i was swiftly dumped :D

i think id cry if that was in my living room

worra

Penis singular or penis plural?
Penis flaccid or penis erect?
Penis foreskinned or penis bald?
Penis short, pink and boingy or penis long, grey and elephant trunk-like?
Penis jolly or penis miserable?

Penis in the pot, nine days old?

proudnscarey youve put wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much thought into your peni questions?

Pissing myself @ Worra! (see other thread about incontinence - I'm not even joking)

if only there was a male version of a vajazzle, at least then i can have a really good laugh

I always had to stifle a snigger when my (ex)husbands shrivelled up in the cold weather

Isn't it rude to stare?

Erm, it's called pejazzle....... hth! :o

:o you have got to be joking

'the hosey bit' Oh dear. I'd say your DH may need to see someone about that

Chron - google "pejazzle" (with safe search off)