to be terrified of seeing..

[Chrononaut]

Penis??

I cant look at them without getting a bit freaked out or laughing (poor, poor DH)

please tell me im not alone! i know this is a strange thread but i had to get it off my chest.

very true, lots of sharp edges...I wouldnt risk it

Ah wangle! DP's college mates used to call him Rocket Wang

That disco one's going to sting

Disco stick
Beef bayonette
Schlong
Or, as one bf called his, "Shakey".

As in "Shakey likes that... Shakey wants you to suck him... "

disco man looks to have a VERY good physique though..:) :)

ROFL at Shakey!

I once knew a Shep!

Penises are ever so funny.

I have to say I was very taken with my DH's penis...it's just so different from what I have ...very obviously responsive...and the balls...have you ever watched balls?...they move on their own...tis really freaky yet fascinating

Surely Shep is an abbreviation for German Shepherd Dog? It is with my friends at any rate.

Blimey... a willy with big teeth! Ouch!

I like peni (in the plural).

I think fannies are revolting. Would you go down there?

The chef at my pub once made a pork and prawn pie. The effect was to make the pork taste off. I was never so reminded of my own pudenda.

Give me a beef and ale knob any time. You know what you're getting.

babyheave that was cruel. To us, I mean.

(anyone else now desperately trying not to think of what she just said?)

Shep as in 'down boy!'

I like fannies...or fanny foxes - as we are currently calling them at home (in house joke)...they are 'tidy'....penises are gangly..unruly and badly behaved

Blimey... a willy with big teeth! Ouch!

Maybe not the for you and the OP?

Dp has a great looking cock, ex had the most ugly pair of balls I'd ever seen though, like a droopy pair of cocker spaniel ears

I only hope it "grows" these days!

I like 'em. I love my dh's - it's good-looking and lovely to lick!

I new that disco pic of me would out in the end.

Another vote here for them being as nice as their owner.

at "Spaniels ears"!!

I have the MOST fabulous picture of a 'cock'....one that OP could definitely add to her next home project.

Ok, I think I've done it. ENJOY you cock knockers

I can't see a cock, where's the cock?

There are definitely some cocks that are better looking than others. I'm not a fan of a big saggy foreskin. I like a nice neat, smooth, long one.
It's balls that freak me out ( hence my name). Is there anything uglier in the world than a naked man bending and seeing his bollocks from behind?