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AIBU?

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Original poster

to be terrified of seeing..

73 replies

Chrononaut · 26/09/2011 20:39

Penis??

I cant look at them without getting a bit freaked out or laughing (poor, poor DH)

please tell me im not alone! i know this is a strange thread but i had to get it off my chest.

OP posts:

cecilyparsley · 26/09/2011 23:05

very true, lots of sharp edges...I wouldnt risk it

WiiUnfit · 26/09/2011 23:07

Ah wangle! DP's college mates used to call him Rocket Wang

HairyGrotter · 26/09/2011 23:12

That disco one's going to sting

Vallhala · 26/09/2011 23:21

Disco stick
Beef bayonette
Schlong
Or, as one bf called his, "Shakey".

As in "Shakey likes that... Shakey wants you to suck him... "

cecilyparsley · 27/09/2011 00:20

disco man looks to have a VERY good physique though..:) :)

DumSpiroSpero · 27/09/2011 00:24

ROFL at Shakey!

I once knew a Shep!

makachu · 27/09/2011 00:30

Penises are ever so funny.

Mumcentreplus · 27/09/2011 00:32

I have to say I was very taken with my DH's penis...it's just so different from what I have ...very obviously responsive...and the balls...have you ever watched balls?...they move on their own...tis really freaky yet fascinating

Vallhala · 27/09/2011 00:33

Surely Shep is an abbreviation for German Shepherd Dog? It is with my friends at any rate.

Blimey... a willy with big teeth! Ouch!

Desiderata · 27/09/2011 00:35

I like peni (in the plural).

I think fannies are revolting. Would you go down there?

The chef at my pub once made a pork and prawn pie. The effect was to make the pork taste off. I was never so reminded of my own pudenda.

Give me a beef and ale knob any time. You know what you're getting.

GrimmaTheNome · 27/09/2011 00:35

babyheave that was cruel. To us, I mean.

(anyone else now desperately trying not to think of what she just said?)

DumSpiroSpero · 27/09/2011 00:35

Shep as in 'down boy!'

Mumcentreplus · 27/09/2011 00:38

I like fannies...or fanny foxes - as we are currently calling them at home (in house joke)...they are 'tidy'....penises are gangly..unruly and badly behaved

GrimmaTheNome · 27/09/2011 00:43

Blimey... a willy with big teeth! Ouch!

Maybe not the for you and the OP?

Moominsarescary · 27/09/2011 00:45

Dp has a great looking cock, ex had the most ugly pair of balls I'd ever seen though, like a droopy pair of cocker spaniel ears

mumsamilitant · 27/09/2011 00:54

I only hope it "grows" these days!

wildhairrunning · 27/09/2011 06:08

I like 'em. I love my dh's - it's good-looking and lovely to lick!

Jackin · 27/09/2011 06:42

I new that disco pic of me would out in the end.

chocolateyclur · 27/09/2011 07:20

Another vote here for them being as nice as their owner.

SwearyMary · 27/09/2011 07:43

at "Spaniels ears"!!

I have the MOST fabulous picture of a 'cock'....one that OP could definitely add to her next home project.

SwearyMary · 27/09/2011 07:46

Ok, I think I've done it. ENJOY you cock knockers

Moominsarescary · 27/09/2011 15:04

I can't see a cock, where's the cock?

Ilovedaintynuts · 27/09/2011 16:20

There are definitely some cocks that are better looking than others. I'm not a fan of a big saggy foreskin. I like a nice neat, smooth, long one.
It's balls that freak me out ( hence my name). Is there anything uglier in the world than a naked man bending and seeing his bollocks from behind?

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