to be terrified of seeing..

[Chrononaut]

Penis??

I cant look at them without getting a bit freaked out or laughing (poor, poor DH)

please tell me im not alone! i know this is a strange thread but i had to get it off my chest.

Turkeyburger - yep, who it belongs to makes a big difference..... For example, I can't imagine liking David Cameron's (probably all shiny) but oooh...there are a few men I could think of who I'm sure are beautiful :o

I once went out with someone whose erect penis actually did look like polished wood....it was very weird.

All penises look like the last turkey in the shop at Christmas. Fact. I will never understand why men are so proud of them!

totally agree with you BatsUp!

also google searching pejazzle made me cry/pmsl

Ughh Tidy... that's me feeling sick...I actually feel sick.

Why did you say George Osborne? Why?

Try again...

Ughh Tidy... that's me feeling sick...I actually feel sick.

i wont ever understand why anyone would want to see anyones penis...especially erect! its like having a gun pointed at you!

don't let bupcakes see this thread lol . I like a bit of willy myself

I find a long penis to be a pain in the neck.

OMFG and put your sunnies on!

YANBU btw, they aren't the most attractive thing in the world but then again the vulva is hardly enticing.

I quite like a nice penis. They are smooth, nice soft skin. Would rather have a cock rub my back than a rough heel.

@ TiggyD

Kitty, I have photographic evidence of it. Or at least I did have it. Penis owner thought it was sexy to email me a picture of him wanking his polished wood on Valentine's Day one year.

Is the plural of penis penii? like the plural of Bagpuss is Bagpii
I used to do Ann Summers parties, and one of the daft games I used to get the ladies to play was to write down as many different expressions for a penis as they could. Little did they know the one with the most would have to read them aloud afterwards The all time record was 38... admit it, you all tried to see how many you could get when you read that didn't you?

What on earth was up with that photo? disco penis!? imagine if someone whipped it out in a club or something!

Do you have sex, Chrononaut

I googled 'pejazzle images' and wished I didn't but stupidly did what someone ^^ suggested. I've still never learnt not to goggle what has been suggested to goggle on MN!!

I want to play PomBear's game...
Dick
Nob
Cock
Willy
Bellend
Dong
Chode
One-eyed Snake
Winky

I'm now stuck. DP offers 'Lovestick' & 'Magic Wand' I think he has ishoos...

Almost wetting ourselves at this thread, especially Disco Penis.

I don't mind a bit of cock tbh.

There's worse to look at and put in your mouth

Imagine giving a toe job! Now that makes me sick :)

We wolefs like to call them pjotent man sjausages.

I like a willy myself. But they are faintly ridiculous and not at all pretty. The trick is never to point and laugh, nearly all men hate that. HTH.

Cocks are ugly things. Thats why its best not to imagine men naked.

especially John Prescott.

wiiunfit add:

wangle
sauasage
chipolata!
weenie
polla

I like the disco picture!
imo any penis is as attractive (or not) as the man that comes with it:)

Ooh, sparkly willy! Lovely! But would the bits come off inside one??!