AIBU to be glad I don't live in New York because...

[purplepidjinawoollytangle]

All the interesting places are attended by the CSI team. And wherever the CSI team are, someone dies

I'm glad I live in a sleepy English backwater! AIBU?

YABU - have you not seen Midsomer Murders?

New York may have a lot of murders but at least it has a large population!

I'm never going to Cabot Cove

Remind me never to go to Oxford, either!!

If you're in LA, may I recommend NOT going to Community General if you require hospital treatment, lovely Drs, but shocking murder/death rate!

Always bloody trouble in Ambridge, too.

And Pontypandy - safest place I know? Blx, they are always having fires, and only have 3 firefighters. And one of them is a bit dozy.

I'm just petrified of blue police boxes. Bad news they are.

You'd think the Isle of Sodor would be nice and relaxing...

And Jersey was always a dangerous place, I seem to remember, if Bergerac was anything to go by.

Never invite this person over to your house. One of your friends or family members will be murdered. It happens everywhere she goes, yet she is never a suspect

I've been invited to a wedding on Harpers Island .

Would I be safe with a relaxing beach holiday to Amity?

My family are safe at least from Midsomer.

We would dilute the bastion like quality and would probably be shot if we tried to visit.

I think it would be worth risking Las Vegas if I got to meet that scrummy Warick (or is it Waaaark?)

DP looks a bit like Waaaaaaaark but with better hair and a sexier accent

Wow, I've been smug on MN twice tonight

My OH has a big willy

Ner

not going to albert square because the language is not
the queens english.

Where does it say DP doesn't?

Touched a nerve there purple hey? Hey?

only safe place is ballamory.josie jump she takes no keech