to want to cry because i keep hitting myself in the face?

[TheLadyEvenstar]

I had a Biers block today and keep forgetting I have a jelly arm and go to scratch my face/head/ear/eye but it my face instead

What's a biers block?

Sounds like a barrel of laughs :D

(possibly the reason you would have such a thing isn't, but hey, silver lining?)

Buttery, it is an anesetic administered into my shoulder/neck by 7 needles to enable surgeons to carry out rebuilding my finger - (which they did successfully).

But you know the scene in Harry potter where his arm is broken ane the professor accidently makes his bones disappear? well thats what my arm is like except i have the bones still just no control

Oh TLE you have made me laugh!! Just go to bed before you do yourself an injury

I have wine block right now, DH is away and I'm enjoying the whole sofa to myself plus a bottle bit of wine. Just occurred to me there's a whole bed up there to have all to myself too.

Why did your finger need rebuilding?

Constance, it is making me laugh now. I tried to hang DS2s uniform up earlier and kept hitting the window, not good when you have had reconstructive surgery lol

Worra,

I collected DS2 from school on Monday and as I left the building the main security door slammed shut (think the wind blew it) and forced my hand into the lock cutting off part of the tip, part of the bone and fracturing my finger.

But the magic plastic surgeon made it all better today,

Felt a tit tbh I mean most people see a plastic surgeon about boobs, noses etc - me? well I went about my finger!!!

Oh dear God I had to ask didn't I?

Hope you're better soon

Word of advice...you probably shouldn't be feeling your tit at this stage

Take it you don;t want to see photos then Worra?

and if i don't feel my tit I aint got nobody else to do it