AIBU to use the DCs toys for our own (ahem) games?

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Name changed for reasons that are about to become obvious.

DH and I like a a bit of dress up but are we BU to use our DCs toys for our own games?

While we're playing checkout-girl and stock boy, its great to have a till as a prop as he calls me over the tannoy to scan his veggies and the stethescope from the doctors kit really sets the scene as he cures me with his magic hands, but still, you have to ask if its unreasonable, really.

Good night folks. Off to stack some shelves.

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''Do you have your reward card sir?''

Do you give DH clubpoints and special offers?

I used to work at Safeway back in the day. We had to (for a very short while), wear badges which read 'Can I Lighten Your Load'

Imagine the comments that such a 16yo McWitch would get? Very few of those comments were telling me it should read 'May I...'

that is hilarious

On the supermarket theme, DH and i have a hypothetical comedy dare game- we have to challenge the other to get a short shopping list. Most memorable one was to go into morrisons and buy just the three following items:
1/ marigold gloves
2/ a cucumber
3/ a tube of ky

(which sadly dh refused to do, we were laughing far too much)

Yabu

red...your DH is a chickenshit

I think I shall ask DH to pick me up some tampons and some natural yoghurt tomorrow...

Yes he is AF. But I couldn't do it either- I'd be sobbing with laughter and dribbling snot when trying to pay would be worse than the embarrassment of purchasing such an, ahem, eclectic list

Bikini area veet, femfresh and goldspot?

Bikini area veet, femfresh and goldspot?

condoms and pile cream ?

oh dear...baaaaad mental image

Sadly these days I'd have to substitute the cucumber and jelly for a marrow and value size bottle of oil

When ds was away at his grandparents this weekend, DP brought me breakfast in bed, naked apart from ds's Batman mask and cape.

I have a thing for Batman

It's wrong!

ROFL this is funniest thread iv read in ages!

WOW what a crap sex game!!

Why not try the stilettos, fishnets, mini and him in a suit and play boss and PA! Lol

One person's crap sex game is another person's heaven Mona

Red - you just made me cry with laughter at your dare. You would have to scope out the people on the cash register and pick the one who looked most up themselves and go to them to be served.

DD has a vibrating hamster in her bedroom, I really freaked DH with it once.

I'm a bad, bad girl.

mummy why does my plastic cucumber smell funny

If you get shocked by that yabu
if you can handle it wth a straight face without feeling deep deep shame yanbu

Why has nobody yet asked Malificence what she did with the hamster

Don't worry, I didn't insert it anywhere. Didn't fancy an embarrassing trip to A+E.