AIBU to use the DCs toys for our own (ahem) games?

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Name changed for reasons that are about to become obvious.

DH and I like a a bit of dress up but are we BU to use our DCs toys for our own games?

While we're playing checkout-girl and stock boy, its great to have a till as a prop as he calls me over the tannoy to scan his veggies and the stethescope from the doctors kit really sets the scene as he cures me with his magic hands, but still, you have to ask if its unreasonable, really.

I think I might be too fat old for table sex, the creaking would be just too worrying

Do you use a Gloworm for romantic lighting OP? And <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=fisher+price+record+player&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1440&bih=779&tbm=isch&tbnid=qxGgy9MloXF4jM:&imgrefurl=think4yourself.tumblr.com/post/118727672/inothernews-bowlingalleylawyer-maybe-the&docid=PbbnMc0gMVkn_M&w=472&h=500&ei=v_x4TomjEYqq0QXflfmnDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=477&vpy=133&dur=202&hovh=231&hovw=218&tx=120&ty=125&page=1&tbnh=139&tbnw=120&start=0&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this for music?

ROFL.

I have had sex all over the house, where toys lurk unexpectedly, so I'm not sure using the toys pre sex would freak me out. 'For' sex might though!

Just be careful on supermarket role play not to call on the tanoy for the stockroom boy to come round the back.

Have you considered a table cloth AF?

calling for an 'asda ace' might be fun!

A table cloth slips

DH nearly put his back out tring to reach me

Best to keep some friction between arse and table

trying

Why not try one of those rubber backed anti slip wipe clean tablecloths? Less risk of any injuries.

or a changing mat?

try these anyfucker

Sorry but this thread has had me weeping with the laughter after what has been, at best, a trying day

Now any ideas what one can do with a wind up Thomas and a toy drill...hmmmm

Do you not get that skin rubby noise AF?

Oh tell me about slipping. The polyester overalls we got from the market are not only slippy, but can give a nasty electric shock after a particularly vigourous stock take.

don't talk about pulling trains in the bedroom restrained, you may not be quite prepared for the consequences

Oh we've played Thomas before.

DH is a very, very useful engine.

Ha ha!!! Checkout girl and stock boy???? Ha ha ha!!!!!!!!

I just read that as 'we've PULLED Thomas before' and thought this was another euphemism

Erm, Myself and DH have you know in most rooms in the house (except DC's Bedrooms, of course)
I mean, most people have at least done it on the sofa and I can honestly say when my DC's are sat on it I am definitely not thinking about the sex i've had with DH on it.
I think most adults can cope with not thinking about sex while looking at a till fgs. Checkout girl and Stock boy dont really do it for me but if it did I dont think every time I walked into Tesco I'd come over all unnecessary.
It's fine imho :)

OH, Mumsnet is s useful

All these household tips...brilliant

Might give a changing mat a go...very useful for spillages too

so

YAK...this outdoor non-slip cloth with handy hole looks very promising...

Its why we refuse to shop on line MiseryBusiness. Spoils the fun

Handy Hole

I thought the non slip grip may might be useful for your DH.

non slip hand grip mat. *

so thoughtful, YAK, you really are an online resource