AIBU to use the DCs toys for our own (ahem) games?

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Name changed for reasons that are about to become obvious.

DH and I like a a bit of dress up but are we BU to use our DCs toys for our own games?

While we're playing checkout-girl and stock boy, its great to have a till as a prop as he calls me over the tannoy to scan his veggies and the stethescope from the doctors kit really sets the scene as he cures me with his magic hands, but still, you have to ask if its unreasonable, really.

Have none of you ever shagged your husband over the table your dc eat their dinner off ?

no. We broke it
had to buy a new table so now we use the kitchen work top - it's sturdier

Which supermarket is it PLG?
I hope its Waitrose, please let it be Waitrose!

Anyfucker don't be so diusgusting I don't want weetabix, minging bits of fishfinger and crusty porridge in my hair or up my arse...

Just make sure your kids don't watch that home movie.

PLG to the bedroom department please

Nope, definitely Lidl.

really?

you do this?

Crusty porridge you say, SC ?

Of course its Waitrose. You could hardly consider a budget supermarket fantasy material.

OP YANBU at all. I've namechanged for this aswell. My DH and I have also indulged in some naughty nurse and doctor games with the ELC doctors case.

All is washed and back to normal... everyone else are just prudes!

Also depends which supermarket see if it were Waitrose I'd have no problem with it...

Buy your own till and veggies, then you can really go to town....! :o

oh, if it were OUR local waitrose you'd have one of those dressed up customer service advisers to 'aid' us you, OP

But dress up stethoscopes look like dress up stethoscopes. All of those things look like children's toys.

If they looked real... well... what the eye doesn't see it won't feel like bleeding over.

You are very imaginative. Now I'm off to puke .

Yep, crusty dried porridge I bet it'd chafe something awful, or perhaps it would be a good exfoliater.

As you were then PLG. Now tell us all. What do you like to scan the most? I, for example, like to scan the ham.

Why are you women namechanging ?

FGS, have a bit of (consensual) fun with your husband and don't feel embarassed about it

Stunt - I find it's wise to wipe the table first. And after.

Am I the only one thinking that checkout role-play is in NO way sexy??

Or am I just too vanilla?

scanning sausages sounds like fun

i'm not NCing, this is my normal NN

and i've never nicked the batteries out of the remote for anything apart from a torch

Is it Nice Ham sweary?

Sweary - is it nice ham though. Because that wouldn't be right if it wasn't.

Honey roast or wafer thin?

Hope you're not telling porkies...

Nice x post