To ask what is the daftest word you use to avoid swearing?

[joannita]

I thought my swear filter was shit hot (I used to be a teacher) turns out it's just shit! Am trying hard not to swear in front of ds who is 20 months and copies everything I say! Just wondered what words you use instead of swearwords...

I like "sugar butties" instead of shit

Haven't come up with anything satisfying instead of fuck.

Ha ha that sounds terrible!

nowt. It's either of FOR GODS SAKE or for fucks sake in really extreme circs. Also I do tell my DC that they are pissing me off when they really are.

I hate all that 'sugar' euphemism shit. Before you know it you speak like that in front of adults too.

I reserve cunt for the worst of circs and haven't as yet had to use it ref the DC in their earshot