To ask what is the daftest word you use to avoid swearing?

[joannita]

I thought my swear filter was shit hot (I used to be a teacher) turns out it's just shit! Am trying hard not to swear in front of ds who is 20 months and copies everything I say! Just wondered what words you use instead of swearwords...

I like "sugar butties" instead of shit

Haven't come up with anything satisfying instead of fuck.

Ha ha that sounds terrible!

Sorry, it's SPAGGING wroggits.

Oh for flips sake, oh poo,

Oh BISCUITS! Just about covers everything.

i say Shizen instead of shit,im sure its german for shit tho....

I use fiddlesticks and frig instead of fuck. Frig is still fairly rude but it is my favourite swearword.

I like frig and funt.
And ned Flanders' "Oh, for the love of puppies!"

whereyouleftit Shazbat was from Mork and Mindy wasn't it?
I use fiddlesticks, sugar and blocks (bollocks). Not the most imaginative but it suffices.
I had a primary school teacher who, when cross with us , would call us ' you daft barm cakes (barm cakes being NW speak for soft bread rolls). Innocuous but effective the way he used it!

Don't bother anymore now DD is 15 and knows not to repeat things but I used to say VERY very very daft things like 'ffff...floopynoonar' or other random things like that

Bummocks. So satisfying..

I just yell BUM!

Dh tends to do the same

It's surprisingly satisfying

Mother fudger.
Poo.
What the fudge?
Donuts.

My mother always used to shout, 'Bungalows'. I go for the more traditional fuckshitcunt

Oh fuck becomes "oh fucryingout loud!" or "oh fugoodness sake!" for me.

I often amuse DS1 by announcing "bottom!" in situations where, when alone, I'd be more inclined to say "Arse!"

I adored Benedict Cumberbatch's embarrassed beginning when receiving an award of, "Ohh, crumpets..." in a really shaky voice. Said with his accent it was particularly hilarious and apt.

Oh - and I usually recover from being about to call someone a prick when we're all in the car by changing it to pointy person. I'm training myself to use muppet or numpty, instead.

Sugar plum fairy cakes
Hook a duck
Shish kebabs
Piddle/fiddlesticks
And my favourite is phuket's a lovely place to visit for fuck it!!

bolax instead of bollocks which is my fav saying. and "for fucks sake you fucking tosser" I say "oh dear that is not good". But in my head I am swearing like a trouper

Funt

Kinnell.

"What the barnacles?!" for WTF. Think this must be courtesy of Spongebob :)

I say nuts, balls and ballbags quite often. Definate theme there.

Although I think it might actually be worse if DD said 'oh ballbags' in public instead of what she used to say, which was bollops.

Fuh..god's sake.

Shi...zzms.

Usually remember halfway through the word that I Must Not Say It.

cecil if things have gone a little wrong but if things are really bad cecil sideways

'Oh, bottoms' is my main one, 'buttocks' for when something a bit stronger is needed.

Also ' For the love of all things good'
And 'blast'. And 'crikey'.

Often when I'm teaching I end up declaiming all sorts of nonsense. Actually, I think more often than not!

suger-rolly also the fuckgoodnesssake one