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AIBU?

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Original poster

To just wish for 1/2 an hour alone with Andy Cbeebies.

34 replies

TurkeyBurgerThing · 07/09/2011 17:54

Mmmmmmmmmooooommomomoooooommmuuummmm.

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AngryBeaver · 07/09/2011 17:58

Yabu...with those nostrils?

itisnearlysummer · 07/09/2011 18:11

What is this with Andy Cbeebies? He's not even attractive!

(sorry andy's mum if you're reading)

Original poster
TurkeyBurgerThing · 07/09/2011 18:21

AngryBeaver the nostrils allow more air into the lungs for more vigerous and longer lasting filthy monkey-sex.

itisnearlysummer, you are mistaken! (His mum is queen of MNHQ!)

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EsmeWeatherwax · 07/09/2011 18:24

As long as you take some clippers with you and take care of that mop on his head, then yanbu. Actually, yes, you are, he's no bonny!

spudulika · 07/09/2011 18:26

Can I have him when you've finished.

Grin

He's very, very funny. And a bit rangy and Jewish looking. What's not to like?

KittyFane · 07/09/2011 18:55

No, you have him Turkey!!

MangoMonster · 07/09/2011 20:06

I agree, he's hot.

MangoMonster · 07/09/2011 20:09

I take it back!! Not Andy! He is not hot. The black guy is though!

MissMarjoribanks · 07/09/2011 20:13

Only if at the same time I was allowed to punch Alex in the face. God he is smug.

Sid is cool though. Not shaggable, but clearly cool.

wineoclocktimeyet · 07/09/2011 20:13

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

But I wouldnt kick Sid out of bed for eating crisps!

JjandtheBeanlovesUnicorns · 07/09/2011 20:25

Chris and sid are the only guys on cebeebies I can tollerate, the rest are the kind of guys you AVOID being near especially with children

luvviemum · 07/09/2011 20:36

Sid is super cool and I love the way he dances in the snowman outfit on the Christmas song. I know, I know .... I really should get out more!!

KittyFane · 07/09/2011 20:37

ahh, Chris and Pui..and little baby!

MissMarjoribanks · 07/09/2011 20:40

God no, I want to kick Chris and Pui into next week as well.

KittyFane · 07/09/2011 21:01

Ahh missmarjoie little Chis and Puuuuii? :(

MissMarjoribanks · 07/09/2011 21:08

I'm clearly a miserable cow, but it's all that faux cheeriness.

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TurkeyBurgerThing · 07/09/2011 21:09

I'd be VERY careful of Pui. I reckon she has some kind of super human strength and could beat the living daylights out of you if you crossed her.

spudulika you're absolutely spot on. God I bet he'd keep at it all night. I follow him on twitter [horneyhousewifeemoticon] and I believe he also has a VW Campervan too...which makes him pretty cool.

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IWouldColourAllDayIfIHadMyWay · 07/09/2011 21:15

YABU! About a year ago, he was the highlight of my morning. However, the long curls don't do it for me...

IWouldColourAllDayIfIHadMyWay · 07/09/2011 21:17

Wait, Chris and Pui are a couple? How did I not know this? Shock

KittyFane · 07/09/2011 21:21

I know, Chris and Pui ! ...I know....:o

ceebeegeebies · 07/09/2011 21:26

Where does it say that Chris and Pui are a couple?? Did I miss something???

peggotty · 07/09/2011 21:30

Chris and Pui are not a couple!!!! Fgs chris is a friend of Dorothy for a start! Where's your gaydars?

IWouldColourAllDayIfIHadMyWay · 07/09/2011 21:35

Sorry, I misread -Chris, Pui and a little baby - I'll shrink back into my corner now Blush. No wonder I was shocked...

notagypsy · 07/09/2011 21:35

Not sure about Andy but Mr Bloom is fit!!!

LittleBoxes · 07/09/2011 21:40

Mr Bloom looks like something out of a 70s sitcom!

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