to offer you all some unsolicited parenting advice?

[PontyMython]

If you decide for the first time ever to do some crafty stuff with your toddler, and get a bit overenthusiastic with the glitter, please make sure you wash your hands thoroughly before changing their nappy.

My little boy is now the very proud owner of a sparkly willy

Aww

lol Its worse when they eat it and have sparkly poo

excellent!

you never know, he might have eaten some and will present you with a sparkly poo tomorrow as payback!

jinx!

If he's eaten some crayon too, tomorrow will be spectacular

Callin, I went Aaaaaw too

Another bit of parenting advice: Don't do arty crafty stuff, unless it's something that can be hosed down in the garden. That's what nursery's for

The best worst thing is, we were actually making a snake. :o

Aw a sparkly willy

How very apt Ponty - thank you, though, for making me laugh out very loudly at your doings!

I have warned DH that he will get a shock next time he's changing DS :o

DH is now shouting up the stairs asking what I'm giggling at! :o

Or before changing a tampon

If your baby ever comes back from nursery and he has grainy poo that doesn't seem to wipe away, you'll know he's been eating sand!! Happened to DD too many times I can remember!

Worra that is brilliant :o suddenly I'm glad I'm not on my period right now! Would definitely be vajazzled...

Hilarious!

aww bless him. That has set my smile up for what is going to be a very long and tedious day.... Yasnbu :)

worra, was it not itchy?

I bet he loves it too!

reminds me of that old anecdote/urban myth about the lady who hasn't' got time for a shower before she goes to her gynaecologist, so randomly uses her kids washcloth, not realising it has been used to wipe glitter off hands, gynaecologist comments on what an effort she has made - though of course this was in pre vajazzle days

a willyazzle

wijazzle??