Cluster flies, I know you like the breeding & all that but AIBU to ask you not to do the breeding on my monitor RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?

[spiderslegs]

Really, it's not seemly & will only encourage me to eliminate you all.

Oh & whilst I'm at it, WTF are the strange pupae things on my cellar steps?

I don't know, but it sounds like you need to clean more often :(

I do, I do, I have a cleaner & I clean every day - it's a big, big old house, they lurk.

I just chucked two froglets & a newt out of the outside cellar door.

It's a very biological abode.