To think I may have a growth spurt at fifty two?

[Jodianna]

she said as she tripped over her long skirt, yet again.
It's a lovely skirt, but I really don't look very elegant with my face on the floor and bum in the air!

Upwards instead of outwards?

You get shorter as the discs in your spine wear away don't you?

Not that I'm saying 52 is that old

Could your skirt have stretched?

My growth spurt outwards is getting out of hand OP :(

lol, managed to shift a bit of weight.
But no, the skirt is of normal length for a long skirt. I'm just short.
Damnit, Janet!