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AIBU?

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Original poster

Aibu to pee in the shower..

134 replies

Justcanthelpit · 01/09/2011 20:56

I think I'm going to be ok,
then the warm water hits me, i start soaping
and my bladder opens!

If I hold it and dash out of the shower to the loo
I'll get a soaking floor so Aibu just to let it flow?

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pigletmania · 01/09/2011 21:58

In that situation, if it happens it happens nowt much you can do about it. Better in the shower than in public Blush. But in a general sense, I would not pee in the shower, I usually go to the loo before i get in.

fanjobiscuit · 01/09/2011 22:03

I love to pee in the shower - why wouldnt I? All that lovely clean ,soapy water running down my already clean body -ready to wash away the evidence.
I mean, why on earth would anyone quash the need-to -pee feeling and get out to sit on a cold toilet . Nobodys looking ,nobodys judging you. Get over yourselves and let go.

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 01/09/2011 22:05

Life is too short to get out of the shower to pee.

AgathaCrusty · 01/09/2011 22:07

I never go to swimming pools - does the water really turn blue if you pee??

How very embarassing Shock

Original poster
Justcanthelpit · 01/09/2011 22:07

I lurve you all !
I'm going to pee with gusto tomorrow :)

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TrillianAstra · 01/09/2011 22:08

I generally have a wee before I get into the shower.

But nothing wrong with weeing in the shower - it'll all get washed off you and washed away.

Mrsfluff · 01/09/2011 22:09

I often have a crafty wee in the shower - so much easier than getting out mid hairwash.

Wearing knickers to bed - a hell yes from me. My Mum always said I shouldn't, so as to 'let the air get to it'. Well seeing as I sleep on my side, knees together and with a quilt over me, how much air is going to get to me foo?!?!Hmm

backwardpossom · 01/09/2011 22:12

Defo wee in the shower. I like to try and aim it... Blush

backwardpossom · 01/09/2011 22:12

Anyone else ever feel like they share to much on MN?

backwardpossom · 01/09/2011 22:13

too

eurochick · 01/09/2011 22:13

You are all mingers.

Original poster
Justcanthelpit · 01/09/2011 22:17

Join us eurochick.... You might like it :)

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Allboxedin · 01/09/2011 22:20

We are the opposite of Mingers actually as our minges get washed straight after having a wee with warm water = Vagina more likely to become septic from sitting on a loo to wee and using toilet paper than under fresh water in shower Grin

hairfullofsnakes · 01/09/2011 22:22

No! No! No! I can't believe how many people actually do this! gross!

RedRubyBlue · 01/09/2011 22:22

The surname 'Fuller' comes from the occupation of wool weaving. They would soften the wool in urine and stamp around in the 'mixture'.

They were known to have lovely soft skin on their feet because of the urea.

Fill yer boots.

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Justcanthelpit · 01/09/2011 22:24

backwardpossom perhaps you could go on dragons den
With little targets to stick around the shower for mnetters to aim for..

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navyblueknickers · 01/09/2011 22:25

When I bought a new shower curtain I asked DH to make sure that if he felt the need to lose ANY bodily fluids then to make sure they didn't hit MY shower curtain.

I wear knickers in bed as I don't want flies landing on my minge

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 01/09/2011 22:26

Meh minging, gross, whevs.

I still get out of the shower cleaner than I got in, and save oooh, minutes of my day Grin

backwardpossom · 01/09/2011 22:28

PMSL at targets around the shower - think that'd go down like a fart in a spacesuit...

theinet · 01/09/2011 22:30

I'm disgusted that people would pee in the shower, let alone the bath.

Totally rotten - you have no standards, dignity or class and are being VU.

TheShmoz · 01/09/2011 22:31

Someone mentioned weeing in the sea...word to the wise, never ever hire a wetsuit Grin

Meglet · 01/09/2011 22:31

yanbu. Saves time.

Although 4yo DS has now discovered the fun of peeing in the shower and does it on purpose Hmm.

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Justcanthelpit · 01/09/2011 22:32

I think the new dragon would back you,
she looks the type to have a secret wee in there-- and put a 'power spurt' to finish the last drops
(she is my girly crush ATM)

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Cheeseandharps · 01/09/2011 22:32

I have a pitifully small bladder so it's such a relief to read this thread. I am pissy and proud of it. Only pissy for a few seconds, obviously. I exit the shower with a well-laundered minge.

Lilaclion · 01/09/2011 22:33

I'm going to pee with gusto tomorrow

Not too much gusto, you don't want to accidently lay a cable!