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AIBU?

to think two 12 year old boys should not be masterbating simultaneously?

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KathleensDaughter · 31/08/2011 19:05

We were camping last weekend and my DS and his friend, both 12, were whispering frantically during the night when I woke up, I then caught the gist of the conversation and what was going on. I presume (hope!) each was pleasuring himself at the same time and not doing something to each other.

Do I a) ignore it as a healthy, natural thing for two boys to do as they discover their sexuality?
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b) tell my son it's fine to do it, but it's something he should really do on his own in private in future.

I'm worried that if this gets out then he will be teased and his life will be a misery.

Thanks in advance for any advice

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TheOriginalFAB · 31/08/2011 19:49

Goodness me. I have been deleted. Much worse things are posted on here and left. Who reported me?

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Seepage · 31/08/2011 19:49

and i'm also sorry but 'pleasuring himself' aslo made me snigger a bit.

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usualsuspect · 31/08/2011 19:49

Perfectly normal

don't say a word to him or anyone else about it

oh wait.....

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LaurieFairyCake · 31/08/2011 19:51

Just dont buy him rich tea biscuits - after extensive research by the American football team at my uni they held the most spunk.

Lovely.

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ragged · 31/08/2011 19:52

pmsl @ usualsuspect.
It's so totally normal, OP, I am amazed you didn't know.

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Redumbdancy · 31/08/2011 19:53

Totally normal.

My male friends used to do it on the conservatory roof of my parent's house.

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Hullygully · 31/08/2011 19:54

They are imps of Satan and will burn in the fiery furnace.

Have you suggested they sell their sperm at the very least?

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Pawsnclaws · 31/08/2011 19:55

moonbells I liked that book too (Unreliable Memoirs) - very funny. IIRC he (Clive James) meets an older boy who teaches him how to do it, but sadly the first experience results in nothing more than a disappointing puff of nothing Smile.

OP I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. I've got three younger boys so am a bit unsure about how I'll feel about it .....

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SquishyCinnamonSwirls · 31/08/2011 19:55

Conservatory roof?!!!

Perfectly normal I think OP. But a bit icky if it was in the same tent compartment as you.

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 31/08/2011 19:56

Hully's back.

Yay.

Love batons would be highly appropriate here me thinks.

Wink

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lurkerspeaks · 31/08/2011 19:57

Goodness you must have led a sheltered life to not know this was normal.......
or maybe I just have too many brothers!

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Hullygully · 31/08/2011 20:03
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MigratingCoconuts · 31/08/2011 20:05

Hey Chaos, your post is back!!!!

along with your cherry...Wink

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belgo · 31/08/2011 20:06

Grin I have been awaiting Chaos's deleted post to be reinstated, and I'm not disappointed!

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RebeccaMumsnet · 31/08/2011 20:07
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Pagwatch · 31/08/2011 20:09

Chaos
How have you never been deleted? I've been deleted and I am just as nice as you. Possibly nicer. I'm pretty sure..

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flatbellyfella · 31/08/2011 20:09

Boys have always done this with pals,we were always told as young boys by older boys that you could not produce semen until you were 13 years old so it was a sort of competition to see who could get some honey dew on the end first .It had nothing to do with homosexual activity.just pleasuring ourselves in innocents,and learning about our body's .
Leave them alone, it's harmless .

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Hullygully · 31/08/2011 20:10

It is very iomportant to empty the vesicles or diseases form

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MigratingCoconuts · 31/08/2011 20:11

so you don't go blind then?

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tethersend · 31/08/2011 20:11

I'm so pleased Hully's back.

I think I've just come.

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Hullygully · 31/08/2011 20:12

tethers! me ol mucker, how ya doin', gorge?

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MmeLindor. · 31/08/2011 20:13

Euuuw at men doing this in a pub. Really? And no one said anything?

How very British.

(the ignoring, not the circle wank)

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Hullygully · 31/08/2011 20:13

Re blindness: exactly. It is not a myth, men must empty their sacs regularly or they get Spermal Build-Up

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chocolateyclur · 31/08/2011 20:14

Normal!

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MigratingCoconuts · 31/08/2011 20:14

Mme, I was wondering..cos I've been in lots of British pubs and I've never done circle wanking....

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