to want to go on a very long vacation to a deserted island and not tell a single soul where I am?!

[CheerfulYank]

ARRGGGHHH!

I work at a school and have been off since June 3rd. And we're not starting again until the 6th. And it's just been me and DS (4) all day, every day. And I think if he asks me one more question I'm going to scream very, very loudly. And it's raining so we can't go anywhere. And the house is a tip because apparently no one can pick anything up, ever. And DS ferrets pieces of paper upstairs to his room and rips it into pieces for "tickets" or "money" and everywhere I look there are bloody little bits of paper. And dog hair tumbleweeding all over the house.

AAAAAGHRHAHHHAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for listening. :o

If they have wifi and you take a computer of course we'll let you go

The Jehovas Witnesses and Double glazing sales folk would still find you

you'll have to wait a month. i have booked it for the whole of september.sorry.

And yy to little bits of bloody ripped up paper everywhere.

YANBU

... absolutely not.

I feel bad because as soon as DH walks in the door from work at 6 I barely say hello before shouting "WILL YOU TAKE THAT BOY TO THE PLAYGROUND SO I CAN BREATHE!"