to smash my living room up

[AuntiePickleBottom]

there is a irratating noise coming from somewhere in the room, would it be UR to smash everything in hope of stopping this noise

You;ll just find it's in a another room or outside if you did!

I was going to say don't be daft, but if it's a Random Irritating Noise YANBU

Start with the telly

Make sure the noise isnt coming from somewhere else first

I spent a good hour looking for my phone the other day. I could hear it vibrating. I had all the cushions off the sofas, everything pulled out into the middle of the room... could still hear the bugger.

Then realised it was on the bedroom floor on charge, and the vibrating was coming through the ceiling..

Are you sure it's not a DC?

not the dc, DD is having a nap and DS is out with GP

It's the smoke alarm

You know the little thing with wires in that's inside a musical birthday card? They sound really weird and spooky when the battery's running out.

I taped one to the underneath of my mate's bed and she ripped the whole room apart before she found it. At one point she thought her house was haunted

worral, you on onto something there

ok, describe the noise, we'll track it down for you.

Worra - that's pure evil.

it's like a creeky sound

is it intermittent? constant? Is it very windy where you are? Do you have an open door? do you have wooden windows? Is someone shagging in the room next door?

at creaky shagging.

found it, a blooming toy with a button stuck

Phew! What a relief.
DS has a toy car with a very sensitive touch button on the top that used to go off randomly in the evenings sometimes if it wasn't put away properly - I'm amazed it's survived, tbh - scared me silly a few times!

Now you have solved yours, I have a toy frog in here that croaks when it sense movemtn. BUT we are not moving, and it keeps going off on one, and I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS.

Something in the room is moving and setting it off, but we are all sitting on the sofa and I am mildly freaking out.

A fly maybe?

it can't be a fly as we think it is down the back of a chair or toybox...

ooo, that's tricky. Since Aunty no longer needs to pull her living room to bits, perhaps you could do yours instead?

but I'm ill

i'm looking at the mess, but cba to clean it up.

squongebob, that illness you got it very contagious.....like i may have came down with something

blame the youngest, she gave it to me, but hers didn't turn evil

I think it is the sun, everytime the sun comes out from behind a cloud he kicks off. Stupid thing.

is it behind the curtain then?